Chloe Harp

retired Track/XC🏃🏼‍♀️. Lifting 🏋🏼‍♀️. LMU alumna🤘🏻. Ask me about my dogs

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

Did y’all know it costs $0 to call out racism....... and I love free shit

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

As someone who has been a lifelong @Dyson customer. PLEASE MAKE BETTER VACUUMS AGAIN. SCREW THE HAIR CARE. I miss not wanting to throw my overpriced vacuum out in the streets.

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

@Ianrfc7 SAVAGE. not wrong sadly 🤣🤣🤣

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

Supreme Court: have more babies!!!
America *formula shortage*
Mmmmmm better not 😂

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

Ayo @USSupremeCourt the theme for the Met Gala was the gilded age, not the theme for policy changes 🤣 #RoeVWade #makeabortionsafe #onlybanningSAFEabortions

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

I honestly can’t fathom that it is the year 2022 and people still mow their lawns. Like we have all these options for clover yards, native wildflowers, moss, gardens, etc. AND people are still wasting gas, water and time on a lawn. #pathetic

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

Are we not gonna talk about how messed up the housing market is? My mom‘s mortgage on her brand new house that she just got built is cheaper than the average cost of rent.

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

If you didn’t know about this, you should. @mcuban is the best Shark. No arguments.

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

https://t.co/jYSNkP6CwT

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

Hey @Meta glad you have a new name and not just Facebook anymore. How about getting some actual customer service people I can call to get my Facebook account Unhacked. Just think it’s weird that you guys make this much money and can’t pay someone to answer a phone call...

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

#NewProfilePic

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

Let fucking goooooo

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

@PublixHelps Teriyaki chicken is the move

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

@Boars_Head from @Publix is a superior deli meat. No arguments

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

No one more deserving!

[LMU Railsplitters @LMURailsplitter]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

We are pleased to announce that Donny Grigsby as been selected as the next Director of Athletics for the Railsplitters!

🔥⚒️🎩

📰🔗 https://t.co/iFtGTwPB7v

#GoSplitters x #BetterTogether

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

LOUDER FOR THE MOTHER FUCKERS IN THE BACK!!

[Alexa Lauren @alexa__lauren]

This country will always choose the laws that oppress instead of help. No free healthcare. Not access to proper sex ed. Not money invested in the foster system or laws to make adoption cheaper or easier. This is about fear and control- not protection.

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

Sorry to see lives lost in the Middle East. However, let’s not compare- the lives of US military men and women who enlisted and volunteered in service knowing that these were the consequences that they may face- to George Floyd when it comes to how they country handled the losses

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

*Brought out a draft*
So police are supposed to uphold the laws of the country but aren’t required to have even an undergraduate degree in political science..........

[Nara LOve @NaraLove23]

The FDA didn't approve yall mixing Red Bull with alcohol either😅 but ya did it!!!

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

It’s cool to still have friends from high school but if your friend group is literally just people you went to high school with you must not have grown much as a person and I have very little respect for you that’s all. That’s the tweet

[Chloe Harp @D_epresso6]

My dog type: Big and hairy/ Athletic