dalton

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley

[dalton @D_stout93]

@babyjooj #Top5 !!!!
1 Live comedy
2 Grossly overestimating myself on the golf course
3 Starting a story w/ “back when I was in college”
4 Telling ppl vodka waters are healthy (bc of the water)
5 @lululemon

[dalton @D_stout93]

Omg

[WSJ Markets @WSJmarkets]

When Sam Bankman-Fried’s crypto empire went down in flames, so did his plans to save the world https://t.co/xBm4SqflRx

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

The idea that taxpayers owe it to you to pay for what you want suggests that much of today’s education fails to instill reality, and instead panders to a self-centered sense of entitlement to what other people have earned.

[yay @yaystout]

My bday is coming up… which means there’s a 99% chance I’m getting new shoes 😎😎😎 (**cough cough** @D_stout93)

[dalton @D_stout93]

#BestBarSupDogs

[dalton @D_stout93]

Slidin in the demon but lowkey he a Christian

[Nerd Nash @NerdAtCoolTable]

lil Durk got the best lyrics you can randomly yell out

[dalton @D_stout93]

@FabeeGuzz @realcole_man Lmao I did nottt expect the news to show dude helicoptering thru the air like that

[dalton @D_stout93]

Yo

[CBS LA @CBSLosAngeles]

WARNING: The following video may be disturbing to some viewers.

WATCH: A police pursuit of a motorcycle driver came to a deadly end with a horrific crash at an intersection in West Hills. https://t.co/Te1I8e5hGG

[dalton @D_stout93]

@thejoeybats and @RussellHamilton IRL trying to break my Christmas spirit

[CBS LA @CBSLosAngeles]

A bear was caught ferociously attacking an inflatable reindeer in Monrovia, while a larger bear watched in the background. The little bear jumped the decoration several times before escaping the scene.

[Alex (Bub 🐐) @Alex_2136]

@D_stout93 @DevinDuke5

[dalton @D_stout93]

@thejoeybats u like what u see?

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😂

[dalton @D_stout93]

@emilybarwinczak I don’t have any proof to support this claim but it’s definitely their butts

[SLEEZE🥳😛😈☔️ @Yosleeze]

@TylerIAm Surprised I didn’t see this

[JR @9JORDSR]

@TylerIAm 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Andrew Brian Posadas @AndrewBPosadas]

@TylerIAm

[Chris Jo @iRocktheMic]

@TylerIAm

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"What's that bear doing?"

Robby Anderson being introduced to Panthers mascot Sir Purr is too much 😂

(via @Panthers)

[dalton @D_stout93]

Maaan I finally had to bite the bullet and buy Seinfeld on Amazon bc @Alex_2136 lied to me and said it was on Peacock.. smh

[dalton @D_stout93]

Lol #8 is “get ur freak on” by missy elliott 😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Rolling Stone Magazine has reordered its top 500 songs of all time in an effort to be more inclusive

@CopShopMovie @KFCBarstool @KFCradio