Garrett Benedict

Trine grad. I enjoy running code and long distance writing.
@SeanBrady_10 The man. The myth. The legend.

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@hartmand45 Can't wait for watermelon season to come around

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@abexlumberg I'm listening to "Gimlet 10: Mixing Art and Business" at work and want you to know I had not heard of the Serial podcast before listening to you (I found StartUp about 6 years late so I imagine you aren't too shocked). Really enjoying the podcast, thank you.

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Uninstalling Facebook and Twitter from my phone to reduce screen time. Dank memes can still be sent to me via Instagram or Messenger.

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They should make a tasty breakfast shake that has my full cup of coffee already in it 🤔

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People have big ass TV's, computers, and laptops yet we still do most of our internet browsing from our phones. Wild.

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@xpertconqueror THE WORST

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It turns out that enough naked people pop out of crashed cars on the interstate that I was unable to find the news source for the video I watched on Insta. People are wild, man.

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I watched an insta video of a car hitting a parked truck on the interstate and after the wreckage there's just a naked man standing there. I thought "wow, I want to read this news article". So obviously, I Google "car crashes into truck on interstate and naked man pops out...

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@CanIbuyaVowell_ @SyrusFletcher

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All I see on social media is "poor Bears kicker" and i think it's outrageous.

I have no remorse for him or anyone who sympathizes with a person who kicks bears for a living.

[WBZ | CBS News Boston @wbz]

‘I’m Completely Broken’: Boston Marathon Bombing Survivor Adrianne Haslet Hit By Car https://t.co/ERtkgkxtov

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@247pizzasupport @mintakatatta Someone told me the cartridges taste bad and I wouldn't believe them for the life of me 😂. It was like 5 minutes of me saying "you just want me to look like an idiot" before I finally did it.

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I've got chapstick for my lips and chapstick for my nips, I'm ready!

[Boston Marathon @bostonmarathon]

Let the countdown begin! #100Days2Go #Boston2019

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@SyrusFletcher I'm deleting this one because I missed the opportunity to rhyme

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

Happy birthday to the incredible Hayao Miyazaki!

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

We couldn’t roast everyone, but we can give everyone a free little something something. ⚡️ #NationalRoastDay 2019

https://t.co/1O4cv8WFyV

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Firing squad leader: Any last words?

Me: I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side haha

Firing squad leader: ok we're gonna somehow try to kill you twice

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Twitter is just one person saying something funny and twenty people frantically searching for the perfect reaction gif to comment.

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@SyrusFletcher

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@SyrusFletcher False