Obi Kenobi

There's not much to say really. Jedi Master 4 Life. May the force be with you.

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

You just chopped off my limbs and let me burn in lava... #BestBreakUpExcuses #starwars

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

I've got bitches and hoes coming out my robes.

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

@SidneyLad do you mean 'Star Wars' you imbecile?

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

Obviously Anakin built Threepio. Both are always whining. @awalkerofthesky

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

“@SithSarcasm: #6wordfilmplots: Whiny bitch becomes badass Sith Lord” @awalkerofthesky

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

Let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons.

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

It was only time before Yoda discovered Cannabis grew on Dagobah

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

@awalkerofthesky [forces your zipper shut] less of that talk

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

@awalkerofthesky You, young one, are a disgrace.

[Anakin Skywalker @awalkerofthesky]

@DaBestJedi I'm sorry master, I have turned to the dark side because Palpatine's penis is bigger than yours:/

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

Merry Christmas @awalkerofthesky

[Anakin Skywalker @awalkerofthesky]

@DaBestJedi I have reason to believe the evil phone company Darth Orange has returned -looks alarmed-

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

-does a lightsabre dance-

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

@awalkerofthesky absence makes the heart grow fonder young one

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

@awalkerofthesky -laughs at your childishness and yells after you- okay, well where is she?

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

@awalkerofthesky I will! -glares back-

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

this jedi..is ill.

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

@awalkerofthesky oh really? well i think i shall have to get in in touch with her to see for my self!

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

i got 99 problems and the siths just one!

[Obi Kenobi @DaBestJedi]

@awalkerofthesky i do not like the use of this word 'bitches'. what would your wife think?!