Laughter The Best Medicine

Laughter is the best medicine

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A one night stand is better than a four years Wasted Relationship that ends with a heartbreak.

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Madem,madem
I repeat madem,
msikubali mtu aweke kichwa pekee. Hivyo ndo utaskia ako ndani kabisaa.
Kila mtu anunue mwavuli yake.Ama anyeshewe

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Mwenye aliweka sponge hpo kwa stage nikaikanyanga nikidhani Ni mawe, aki Mbinguni utaiskia 2 kwa Bibilia

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Sisi wasee wa bedsitter tuko na shida,uko na dem usiku ety uchukue CD unachukua packet ya royco

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You can have sex on the first date, and he goes on to marry you.
You can refuse him sex for one year during the date and immediately after giving it to him, he dumps you.
Sex is not the determinant of marriage.

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unanyandua ngeus wako raw unanyandua Side chick na CD.Ngeus wako unapata ananyanduliwa huko raw Unapata the whole time you have been protecting your side Chick.

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Guys be calling their girlfriends my queen, but when the queen asks for 10K, the kingdom scatters and the IGWE himself disappears.

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"Sa unanyamazia nani?"

How Kenyan women apologize

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Ni apa mlisema ati ile royco cube chicken flavoured waluhya humumunya kama switi

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Afta masponsor na uji moto..ogopa wasee wa nduthi🙈🙈wakibeba madem kazi ni kpiga breaks ndo waskie nyonyo😂😫😂😫😂👈😫😂😫😂😫😂😫😂madem true or true

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Ladies, when we go out for lunch, please don't try to reach for your purse when I’m about to pay... You will win that race.

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Mwanaume nikuoa dem ako na strechmarks ndio ukiboeka unamsho boo kaa vizuri nizihesabu.

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What is the major thing required in a relationship?

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Luhya privilege only happens when I forget my ID card and I am supposed to access a building.
Unampata watchman pale, ah.. mtaongea kiluhya, chai na bull fighting.
Kidogo you find he's your uncle.

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Limuru hakuna haja ya kudeworm, unasimama nje kama umefungua mdomo mpaka minyoo inakufa na pneumonia.
#pambiolive

[Njooni Tucheke @NjooniTucheke]

The worst pain is to see your crush pregnant, wewe unang'ang'ana ata kiss pekee ulinyimwa alaf kuna ninja anasmash raw.*
Hii kitu imeniuma sana..
#checkpoint

[Njooni Tucheke @NjooniTucheke]

Hakuna civil servants wana madharau kama nurses, in my village dispensery kuna nurse nimetoa trouser anidunge sindano then ananiuliza HII MATAKO ULIPAKA MAFUTA LINI?

[Njooni Tucheke @NjooniTucheke]

Tattoos are for Slay Queens... real women have stretch marks!!!

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"If your girlfriend buttocks don't shake when she's cooking ugali, You are dating a man ."
A Bungoma proverb

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Please pray for me . I was sending a text
to my landlord saying "waiting nakusort " auto
correct ikaandika "Waitina nakusort" sasa naskia
ananitafuta wakiwa na chief. Hizi simu za China
jameni