Blunt Brunette

I like to think the internet is my friend...
Not Blunt like "weed", Blunt like "too honest"

[The Try Guys / 2nd try @tryguys]

“Did you see that crazy try guys thing on Reddit??”

Yeah, you mean Keith Teeth!?

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

So, I've been calling my cat Bowie "minou" as a pet name thinking I made the word up... I looked it up today... it means "Kitty" in French.... I think I'm a secret linguist genious.

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

Watch Imightbematt with me on Twitch! https://t.co/2UwazKl3X4

[objectively unattractive @stupiddhott]

the absolute worst part of this ned fulmer/try guys thing is that now all my mutuals know i never got over my buzzfeed phase

[vic @fictn_fixatn]

Ned Fulmer cheating on his beautiful wife Ariel is my 13th reason. No one talk to me for the rest of the day.

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

The nice bullies will egg your house the night before a rain storm... The mean one's will TP it...

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

Someday I'll be old and slow... but at least I'll have the courtesy to move out of the effing way for younger people to walk around me if need be.

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

I want to be offended by everything so I can be a bitch-ass-twat like everyone else.

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

I can't wait to have a kid so I can get them light-up shoes.

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

Could @lizzo @DojaCat and @charlieputh all collaborate for the ULTIMATE tiktok song? Please. 😏

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

If you don't like Harry Styles... you're probably wrong.

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

Every day I manage to spill somethung on myself... today it's pasta sauce 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Shannon Baker @ShannonBaker]

Dear Non-Natives:
You don’t have a “spirit animal”.
Your friends are not your “tribe”.
Your meetings aren’t “pow wows”.

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

He's a 10, but he's a flat earther

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

@CNCOmusic if I wanted a bunch of singles, I would be a stripper... Where's the A L B U M?! I'm dying here! 😜

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

Following a KathleenLights Makeup Tutorial (Gone Wrong) https://t.co/MEpCaVnPoa via @YouTube

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

Dollar Store Curlers & I Cut Bangs?! https://t.co/ICKpxOOOsi via @YouTube

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

Do We STILL Know Each Other?! https://t.co/nk7qZYGAgq via @YouTube

[Blunt Brunette @DaBluntBrunette]

New Year's Resolution Bingo Sheet https://t.co/nbq6s2INrg via @YouTube