Officious Bystander

Bios aren't real

[Officious Bystander @DaBystander]

@DogsBreakfastFC sublime, i'm obligated to follow you after this banger

[Officious Bystander @DaBystander]

@ABaceolive @cjoye Does this affect wills in testamentary trusts that have been finalized and signed years ago, but not yet active?

[David Sun @arcticinstincts]

Found the ultimate cause of Japans low birth rates

[Officious Bystander @DaBystander]

@tax_oz @TaxPawspective Karma points in heaven is exactly what I wanted to spend my income on, how did the wise overlords know this? They are truly wise beyond their years.

[Officious Bystander @DaBystander]

@MickamiousG NDIS scams

[Officious Bystander @DaBystander]

@Bombers_Boss did he mismanage his money the last 15 or so years? why is he doing this so desperately?

I would've thought if he's down on his luck there would be enough wealthy pies supporters that can look after him rather than resorting to this

[Officious Bystander @DaBystander]

@tax_oz @JEChalmers @AlboMP It's definitely fair that we are now all being taxed to the hilt, rather than just the middle class.
Now how do i get onto the grift - can I just join the labor party as a junior thug and work my way up the ranks?

[Crafters Warrior @tech_crafters]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DON’T USE CHATGPT FOR JOB SEARCHES.

I got 5 interview calls in 7 days, all with ChatGPT as my recruiter.

Here are the prompts that I used:

[Officious Bystander @DaBystander]

@iky_fwjett few understand this. I'm the liar in my family and get no respect

[Ryan Hart @thisdudelikesAI]

A laid-off engineer just proved you can land 12 interviews in 30 days without touching LinkedIn Easy Apply.

He built a 3-agent AI workflow that cuts every application from 2 hours to 8 minutes.

Offer in 6 weeks. Here's the exact system:

[Chioma Amadi @Chioma__Amadi]

Everyone who calls LinkedIn a scam has never actually used it properly.
You’ll hardly stay unemployed if you figure out how it works.

If you’re currently unemployed, here’s a simple strategy you can copy + paste:

[Olivia Chowdhury @Oliviacoder1]

BREAKING: I asked Claude to upgrade my LinkedIn profile.

It didn’t just “upgrade” it. It turned it into a recruiter magnet.

Here are the exact 7 prompts I used:

[ZOYA ✪ @HeyZoyaKhan]

🚨 BREAKING:

Claude can now build your entire resume and LinkedIn profile for free.

I used it and started getting interview calls within 3 days (including Google and Amazon).

Here are 12 Claude prompts you should try before applying to any job:
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[Utkarsh Sharma @techxutkarsh]

Claude's most effective prompt structure

[AI Edge @aiedge_]

Mark Cuban just handed young people a blueprint for getting rich in the next 1-5 years.

Every small and mid-sized business will soon need AI agents.

Except none of those business owners will know how to build them.

That's your opportunity.

His advice: learn Claude, learn agentic workflows, learn AI. Then walk into those businesses and solve problems they can't solve themselves. They have money. They have deep problems. You have the skills.

[Evan Luthra @EvanLuthra]

🚨BREAKING: ANTHROPIC IS GIVING AWAY THE SAME CERTIFICATION THAT DELOITTE IS MASS-TRAINING 15,000 EMPLOYEES TO GET.

It costs $0. You need a laptop. That's it.

It's called the "Claude Certified Architect."

Think of it like the AWS cert but for AI.

If you were around when AWS certs started, you know what happened. They went from "cool to have" to "you're not getting hired without one." That took about 5 years.

This is going to happen way faster.

Look at who's already moving:

Accenture - training 30,000 people on Claude
Cognizant - rolled it out to 350,000 employees
Deloitte - opened Claude access to 470,000 people
Infosys - anchor partner

These aren't startups experimenting. These are billion dollar consulting firms restructuring their entire workforce around Claude.

And the certification they need? You can take it right now from your bedroom.

Let me be real though. This is not one of those "watch 2 videos and get a badge" type certs that nobody respects.

This thing is hard.

60 questions. 2 hours. Proctored. Webcam on. No breaks. No googling.

They drop you into real scenarios like designing a customer support agent that handles refunds or setting up Claude in a CI/CD pipeline. The wrong answers look right on purpose. They're the exact mistakes real engineers make in production.

720 out of 1000 to pass.

People who took it are saying the agentic architecture and multi-agent orchestration sections are brutal.

Most of the exam is about building AI systems that actually work in the real world. Not prompting. Not chatting with Claude. Architecting production systems.

All the prep? Free. Anthropic put out 13 courses on their Academy. No paywall. The cert itself is free for the first 5,000 people. After that $99 per attempt.

How to get it:

1. Join the Claude Partner Network (free) → https://t.co/TWMshPoKDn
2. Start the free prep courses → https://t.co/9OVwtjbvh0
3. Register for the exam → https://t.co/WWFAhSZUVd
4. Take the official practice exam
5. Book the real one when you're ready

It launched 10 days ago. Almost nobody has it yet.

That's the whole point. Get it before it becomes the thing everyone has.

[zostaff @zostaff]

https://t.co/ymQ4glQT2K

[Rishabh @Rixhabh__]

Instead of watching a movie, learn OpenClaw in 317 minutes.

[Tips Excel @gudanglifehack]

BREAKING: Claude can now build your personal finance system better than most $2k advisors.

Here are 7 prompts to go from financial chaos to calm control in under 30 days:

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[BowTiedCocoon | Enterprise Sales Hiring @BowTiedCocoon]

My head of partnership once told me:

"Candidates stand out more from the questions they ask than the ones they answer." He was 100% right.

Here are 5 questions I’d keep in my back pocket if I wanted to leave the interview *stronger* than I started it: