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[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

Wembanyama IT'S TIME TO BE WORRIED! VERY WORRIED! YOU WERE A NO SHOW FOR 3 QUARTERS AND CAME ALIVE TOO LITTLE TOO LATE AND YOU COMMITTED EGREGIOUS TURNOVERS!!

ET PHONED HOME AND WAS SENT TO VOICE-MAIL!!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Victor Wembanyama walking off the floor after going down 2-0 to the Knicks in the NBA Finals.

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

Dude was applying 3rd degree burns to the Spurs while getting hacked without a scrap of a whistle. Brunson is NOT to be trifled with in the clutch. Pistons revenge may not be for several seasons with how he's been looking

[ESPN @espn]

NEW YORK STRIKES FIRST IN SAN ANTONIO 🗽

BRUNSON & THE KNICKS TAKE GAME 1 ON THE ROAD 🍿

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

Idk how Aubrey's angels can say "jAyZ iS pReSsEd bY dRaKe hE's bOtHereD" and in the same breath say Drake was unbothered by Kendrick like he didn't just spend an entire album in his feelings about the beef. If ICEMAN has Jay Z acting up then Kendrick has Drake acting up as well

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Jay-Z officially claps back at Drake:

“N****s looked up to Hov, I never looked up to them. Crackers got your publishing — go talk tough to them.” 👀

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

SGA had an incredible game. Spurs stepped up and did a lot of the heavy lifting while Wembanyama struggled. This was a beautiful team effort

Chet needs to sent to the same island as Tom Hanks in Cast Away

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: THE SPURS HAVE ELIMINATED THE THUNDER AND ADVANCED TO THE NBA FINALS 🚨🏆

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

@Soladian1 @TheDunkCentral Nearly cracked my phone screen looking at this. This will be addressed

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

Damn Cavs embarrassed us just to advance and embarrassed themselves. WHY COULDN'T Y'ALL DO THIS AGAINST THE PISTONS?! WHY DID YOU DENY US OUR REVENGE AGAINST THOSE TIMB WEARING ZEALOTS?! SELFISH!!

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

The Cavs just blew a 23 point lead 😢

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

WEMBANYAMA NEEDS TO BE DEPORTED OFF THIS PLANET!! HE'S TAKING HUMAN JOBS AND STEALING OUR WOMEN!!!!!

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

WEMBY FROM THE LOGO

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

Blew a 2-0 lead just to force a game 7 to get Cavalier back shots at home

Sometimes dead is better

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Might as well get this out of the way:

The Detroit Pistons have been eliminated from the 2026 NBA Playoffs 🕊️

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

I'm awful tired now boss...dog tired...

[ESPN @espn]

PISTONS FORCE GAME 7 BACK IN DETROIT 🔥

Winner goes to the Eastern Conference Finals 👀

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

@CashWater_ I'm quite exhausted of this series.... I haven't even the strength to laugh at his expense or grandstand.

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

@CashWater_ Indubitably. I'm making it this very moment

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

Drake gave us the rating with the album cover

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

What are your first impressions of Drake’s Iceman? 🧊

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

@Jessed4D Waiting on youtube to clear it while I construct a bunker underground

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

Plans are being made to leave this country and possibly this planet if the Pistons lose to a James Harden led team

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

@blvckuno Pls..I...have a note from my doctor. He says I'm not to be heckled

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

@__GRZY__ Sighs.... Hopefully within the hour... praying for a meteor to hit 🙏

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

@ApeMorose I saw this some months back and was going to make a video on it but forgot. I was immediately disgusted

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

Not a fair comparison as neither the Bucks nor the Nuggets had ever won a championship in both their respective histories while the Lakers already had 16 titles prior to Lebron's arrival.

His Lakers tenure wasn't a failure but it certainly wasn't as grand as expected

[Witness King James @WITNESSKJ]

If you think LeBron’s 8-year Laker tenure has been a failure, that means you also believe that Giannis’ 13-year Bucks tenure and Jokic’s 11-year Nuggets tenure have also been failures:

LeBron’s Lakers: 1 CHIP, 1 WCF, 1 FMVP

Giannis’ Bucks: 1 CHIP, 1 WCF, 1 FMVP

Jokic’s Nuggets: 1 CHIP, 1 WCF, 1 FMVP

(via @getnickwright)

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

Lakers wait until their backs are against the wall to play a complete game of effort.

They are a team built on nothing but clout and BBL confidence

Go soak up some sun in Cancun with the Kardashians. It complements your nature

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THUNDER GET THE SWEEP ON THE LAKERS 🤯🤯🚨

SEASON OVER FOR LA 😯

[The Commissioner @DaCommishDude]

Duren got his talents stolen by the aliens from Space Jam for these playoffs. Genuinely disgusting performances game after game. It's like he forgot he's built like a tank and plays like a tricycle

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Jalen Duren misses the pass from Cade Cunningham. 😅