Lariat Personified

wrestling / sad songs and waltzes / woodland creatures

[Lariat Personified @DaCryptidCowboy]

@LocalSoundwave I forgot that I-40 runs right through there, lol

[Lariat Personified @DaCryptidCowboy]

@LocalSoundwave Jokes on them, Van Buren doesn't even have a Lacrosse team.

(Van Buren is a wild pull, how do you even know that place)

[Lariat Personified @DaCryptidCowboy]

@mnewy100redux @fairelyethereal @BendyJenga @DiabolicalSpuds @Throbyngivens To add to what you've said, driving is inherently dangerous, so it's all about risk reduction

An accident, at relatively similar speeds, on the on-ramp is far less dangerous than an accident with someone at highway speeds

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Kids in third-world countries trying to figure out why their new shirts say "Chiefs 3-Peat’ when the Eagles and 49ers won the last two Super Bowls

[cory @coolmathgame_]

just taught a man how to fish. fucking set him up for the rest of his life. he doesn’t even understand what i’ve done for him

[Stripes @StripesStreams]

Never kill yourself

[Lariat Personified @DaCryptidCowboy]

Eddie Kingston's back in the gym, baby

[Tony Caldwell @tonycaldwell]

In the gym…with Tims on….drinking a Four Loko. Yep…ima just come back later on 😂

[Lariat Personified @DaCryptidCowboy]

@PossiblyBlittz The best album on God's green Earth

[Lariat Personified @DaCryptidCowboy]

@IQWrestler Even if he was, they'd be late on his fucking music

[Lariat Personified @DaCryptidCowboy]

Painted a mini of my son.

He was not impressed.

[Lariat Personified @DaCryptidCowboy]

@Justin__NC @EezyMunk15 @Hsdhsh198199 @Sargon_of_Akkad These are all screenshot that are currently part of the sex trafficking lawsuit levied against Vince.

So, they're authentic enough that they're currently being used in court.

[Jon Taffer @jontaffer]

Some bar, somewhere, is going to feel the heat tonight…

[Lariat Personified @DaCryptidCowboy]

@whatsadad422 @LocalSoundwave Why did you put quotations, tho?

Theat implies you are quoting something, not just making a statement

[Lariat Personified @DaCryptidCowboy]

@LocalSoundwave Second fella looks absurdly huggable and friend shaped

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@chumpgod17 @SaltForgotten @Sooplexx Brother this *is* dogshit, just like it's dogshit if it happens in AEW or CMLL or fucking GLEAT.

When your sequence has you throwing kicks at nothing, you're creating dog shit.

[Lariat Personified @DaCryptidCowboy]

@DeaconFr0st15 @JohnSaponaro "He was playing D for his team"

I don't know if you're aware or not, but that man is a fan, and is not a part of the Yankees organization.

[Lariat Personified @DaCryptidCowboy]

@animated_soup Goku, can we arm wrestle?

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@JrSocie99743 @UnbiasedRating @snowboiiii I know this is a wild concept, never before thought of, but you can Google literally anything, and then you don't have to walk into the conversation so woefully ignorant that everyone else thinks you're just stupid.

[Lariat Personified @DaCryptidCowboy]

@JoshuaHedley What do you mean? They ain't got no damn band!

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Game of the year because I get to attend not-church services for The Emporer