Chicken Farmer John

Life is like a sandwich, no matter which way you flip it the bread comes first 💯 Pickle Hater FWYT SC| dagurleyman

[Chicken Farmer John @DaGurleyMan]

Code name: KND, Grim adventures of billy and Mandy, Ed, edd, n eddy, Johnny Bravo, Dexter’s Lab.
And if we wanna get into the “next gen” cartoons it was Chowder, Adventure time, Gumball, Regular show.
Notable mentions: Ben 10 & Gumball.
No debate

[Chicken Farmer John @DaGurleyMan]

Therapist said isolate yourself from your past and reflect on it. Came back to this app after a few months and saw I was blocked. Guess Mr therapist was right… oh well I guess

[Chicken Farmer John @DaGurleyMan]

False validation. A ruse, even

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Funny how people who have no clue what’s going on in my life love to tell other people about what I’m doing? ✂️

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👀

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Judgy judgy judgy. Maybe you should look inward and not spread misinformation 🧐🤔

[Chicken Farmer John @DaGurleyMan]

Random check in. Life kinda garbage lol

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnGeL]

having a gf is like a lil fairy that whispers in your ear that she wants something yummy to eat so u have to do a lil fetch quest from time to time

[aries mercury @iammicheiie_]

Hahaha Phoebe

[☆*:.｡.ZIAxZILLA.｡.:*☆ @weapxngxrl]

Linkin Park/Jay-Z - Collision Course

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

[Chicken Farmer John @DaGurleyMan]

This man was SURE that taking a bath would make him ill. People convinced him to take a bath and what happens? He dead

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

'World's Dirtiest Man' dies in Iran at the age of 94. Amou Haji, who gained notoriety as the 'world's dirtiest man,' has passed away in Iran at the age of 94. Local media reported that Haji, who lived in a cinder block shack, was covered in soot and had not bathed with water or soap for over 60 years. In 2014, the Tehran Times documented Haji's peculiar habits, which included consuming roadkill, smoking a pipe filled with animal excrement, and holding the belief that cleanliness would make him ill. However, a few months ago, villagers managed to convince him to wash for the first time.

[Chicken Farmer John @DaGurleyMan]

@BigE_106 Every one of those cars are cursed my boy

[Frank Michael Smith @frankmikesmith]

An NBA benchwarmer went to extreme lengths...

To shut his haters up

Here's The Story:

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@PeypeySiva3 @covelo93 not sure if we were at this game, but I know we watched it somewhere

[Chicken Farmer John @DaGurleyMan]

My boy hit the self revive

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1863, Jacob Miller, a Union Army soldier from the 9th Indiana Infantry, miraculously survived being shot in the head during the Civil War. He participated in several battles, including Greenbriar in West Virginia, the siege of Corinth, Perryville in Kentucky, and Stones River. Despite being declared dead by his captain, Miller regained consciousness after the battle of Chickamauga and described his experience to a newspaper in 1911.

Miller vividly remembered the moment when a Confederate soldier aimed at him, pulled the trigger, and the musket ball struck his forehead between his eyes. Initially believed to have suffered a fatal wound, Miller surprised everyone by sitting up and assessing the damage. He discovered that his left eye had been dislodged from its socket, and he carefully maneuvered the crushed bone to realign it. Using his bandana as a makeshift bandage, he did his best to secure the injured eye.

Despite the severity of his condition, Miller displayed remarkable resilience. He crawled amidst the lifeless bodies and embarked on a grueling 15-mile journey to reach a field hospital. Along the way, he encountered a compassionate man on horseback who offered him a ride. At the hospital, doctors opted to remove only a third of the musket ball, fearing that a complete extraction would prove fatal. Although the remaining portion eventually fell out naturally over time, Miller's wound never fully healed.

Jacob Miller lived a long life, defying the odds stacked against him. He passed away in 1917 at the age of 88, leaving behind a captivating photograph taken in 1911, which serves as a testament to his incredible story.

[aries mercury @iammicheiie_]

This is a Paramore stan account

[Chicken Farmer John @DaGurleyMan]

Bet

[Chicken Farmer John @DaGurleyMan]

Just saw a stat that said 11% of Americans are prescribed some sort of anti depressant.
Makes me wonder how many of those, like myself, are misdiagnosed

[Chicken Farmer John @DaGurleyMan]

Me on lexapro

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

thank you for sharing