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[- @DaJbSupport]

#BoyfriendOniTunes is now a TT. Beliebers want a teaser for Boyfriend video so bad. @justinbieber give us what we need

[m :) @vuse_lover]

He canceled last minute #NOTMYTYPE

[trin👻 @cartoonghost17]

passing a problem off to my supervisor and saying “that’s why you get paid the big bucks”

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

ate six Reese’s cups and my Apple Watch asked if I’d been in an accident

[Softboy @softboy_w]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

my manager: we’re like a family here!

me going to tell my manager I found a family that pays more:

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

Andy momma after dropping off them toys

[t. @taeseru]

natalie and north going chin for knocked knees is a kiiiii

[✧.* @HoodiiBron]

Gas 6 dollars and the president worried about Bron

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Let me go on a walk so i dont quit my job in this economy

[c ♡ @skinofmyteeths]

i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said “first day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME

[ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph]

airbnb hosts when they have to clean their own house and pay their own mortgage

[J O E R O Y @TheJoeRoy]

I could never go on Family Feud because I wouldn’t be able to say “good answer” when someone says something dumb

[7rq @gloccnim]

“i had 50 in my account, i spent 30 so i should have 20”

bank balance: $3.49

[khia asylum 101 @khiaasylum101]

???? your cavity gay?

[When is parade? @TheJobIsDone]

Not a single braincell between them just pure vibes bouncing skull to skull like the dvd logo

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

okay she won coz what😭😭 just diabolical

[spooky jay 🎃 @hcllanov36]

every day in canada is like wake up spend $50 go to bed

[Niyah 🎀 @niyahhxo7]

I told this ngga i feel roaches for him not butterflies, he gone say that's fine it's hard to get rid of roaches 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[j.a. @hoIysaintwest]

Never seen someone laugh dick first