Scott McLaughlin

Writerer of stuff. Doer of things.

[Scott McLaughlin @DaMacandCheese]

I hate the fact that some dogs have the ability to arrest me.

[Scott McLaughlin @DaMacandCheese]

@TheModelManiac Would cross refrence that with who is playing on the north course

[Scott McLaughlin @DaMacandCheese]

@TheModelManiac heard you say this a few times on some of the scramble content.

Jordan won the US open in 2015, needs the PGA champ for the slam

[Scott McLaughlin @DaMacandCheese]

@TheModelManiac Go the greaseman at 55 in one draft

[Scott McLaughlin @DaMacandCheese]

Absolute power corrupts absolvfefe.

[Scott McLaughlin @DaMacandCheese]

The next great American novel is just a couple trying to save enough money to buy a home and never being able to do so. #america

[Scott McLaughlin @DaMacandCheese]

Caitlin Clark is a needle mover! #godmode #iowa #teameffort #godmode

[Scott McLaughlin @DaMacandCheese]

And the crowd goes mild.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

In “becoming my father” news: I’m up on a Saturday morning baking brownies and listening to Warren Zevon.

[Scott McLaughlin @DaMacandCheese]

@toucherandhardy Some kind of hate - Misfits

[Scott McLaughlin @DaMacandCheese]

More stress, less life.

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

im a bitch / im a lover
im hulk hogan / hey there brother

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

wife: Why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone]
me: I'm having an affair

[Scott McLaughlin @DaMacandCheese]

@daverichard @heathcummingssr @JameyEisenberg #askfft

Is the Dallas DST droppable? Since they have a tough stretch of games to end the season.

Stream saints/Texans?

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Before Thanksgiving I like to rub my eye really red so my family thinks I have pinkeye and I can have my dinner out in the garage.

[Scott McLaughlin @DaMacandCheese]

@DanCrohn I have high friends in places.

[Lovely Potatoes @robin_991]

Dateline has taught me that the day I light up a room, my days are numbered.

[Scott McLaughlin @DaMacandCheese]

@heathcummingssr Taking the Under?