Erykah Vanderbilt

I look at women like Issa Rae and I often wonder what meeting did I miss to become black excellence Welcome to the shit show that is my life 😩🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️☺️

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

Who gives a 5 year old a Easter basket full of candy at 11:00 in the got damn morning... now he’s faster than flash and stronger than Superman... me currently 👇🏾

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

@Proxima400 I can’t believe nobody has found yo bum azz yet and at the very least jumped and pistol whipped yo azz, you need to get off the internet and go get that erectile dysfunction checked out because clearly it’s got yo mark azz angry that don’t nobody want yo 🤡 azz

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

@ElaineGilmarti7 @ThatDudeMCFLY I feel like that’s what happened with Continental Airlines, when they started charging for checked bags is when I started flying with Southwest Airlines…

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

@mizdjohnson @Abiiolaaaaaa Because her ass is sad and sedated, mad at the fact that her bottle of whiskey didn’t come in the mail, mad at the fact that her fried ass edges didn’t produce any growth and this is the only way to deal with her jealousy and frustrations!

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

@PearlGarner16 @ok2baqt

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@DCMiaDaRican1 @unclelondonn__

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

I’m sorry but what the fück do Ashley be on, both these women are supposed to be her friends, but it’s like she’s trying to cause discord between them.. on purpose… #RHOP #RealHousweivesOfPotomac

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

@jazz19sensation @__kamrynh Right and the lady clearly said to Kolby “ this looks like a project that Kristina is already doing” so I’m confused on why all the rah rah from kolby

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

@PGE4Me FÜĆK YALL!!!

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

@JuicyBodyGodde1 @itsKARY_ All the dresses were amazing and I really loved the black one on her

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

Nobody:…
Me.. walking around the house: Mommy don't know Daddy's getting hot
At the Body Shop
Doin something unholy
He's sat back while she's droppin' it
She be poppin' it
Yeah, she put it down slowly!! 😂

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

I really like mistress.. I just wish she’d use her powers for good and stop picking on Malaysia! #rupaulsdragrace

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

@Safeway I just want y’all to know that y’all are frauds for boosting them 12 dollar flowers to 25 dollars and them balloons that probably took 2 cents to make 20 bucks a balloon,with the price of food and gas and you wanna rob your customers?!?!?

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

Why would you call yo man with that f*ck s*it… like you can’t tell your man don’t give a f*ck about that s*it and don’t wanna hear it!!! Hella annoying #RHOP

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

That way everyone on the trip could have discussed it like “ production showed us the footage of your LYING ASS friend hitting on Chris” real reactions, real confrontations, real TV

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

I’m sorry but I need production to start showing them the footages while filming, I need their reactions and discussions NOW, not after filming when they’ve had time to conjure up some manufactured explanation for the reunion #RHOP

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

As soon as @_AshleyDarby said in her confessional “ my friends are not liars” that’s when production needed to swoop in like “ umm we have the footage from that incident”

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

The way that baby told daddy to worry about yourself I’m up here with Auntie Whitney 😭💀

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

Me when Wednesday released the piranhas on the swim team:

[Erykah Vanderbilt @DaManyFierceGod]

Chillleeee