GageTheButterGod

Christian, American, Gamer, Shitpost extrodinare. Fromsoft, Monolith Soft, and Team Mica/Sunborn truther. Stay safe out there, God is Good.

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@KaptainKrunch97 @ponchochief420 Does calling the Da Nya's name summon you or some shit?

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@Omega0ZXA @S0L3SURVIV0R @MrGeorgSplatoon Yeah so many people think that Jin and Malos are more than close friends/comrades/"brothers", or Zeke/Morag being a pairing. There's even worse ones like people thinking that Nia, Pyra, or Mythra would be with literally anyone other than Rex

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@SkkBandit14 @ArmedJ0y Kryuger is my gym goal. Might give it a shot if I can get his build natty

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I am a failure
A fake
A vessel
Her body laid out before me
Ready but not
Willing but unable
Unwilling but able
Nude for me but closed to me
Clothed for me but open
A paradoxically perfect form
I wish to be anywhere else, but I am not
I wish to be here, but I am away
A winner I am
A loser I am
Triumphant but vanquished
Failing but victorious
Perfection laid before me in the night
But the light of her soul outshone the sin of her flesh
I can't
I won't
I can
I will
Who am I to win
Who am I to lose
She is mine
She is not
She should be
She shouldn't be
She laid herself bare for me
She opened her doors and removed her cloth
Then replaced it and locked herself away
Because
Of
Me
I can not, should not, desire her so
I can't help but do so anyways
This is my penance
For wishing for that which I do not deserve
Come one and all to see the broken man
A shell of what once was
Caged by his need
Defending one with his love
Defending one with his life
One who will never look at him the way he looks at her

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Come one and all to see the broken man
A shell of what once was
Caged for your viewing, not recognizing your face
The cage isn't real
Burnt out
Abused by himself
Wasting his love on one unable, unwilling, and unavailable
Aphrodite laying next to Ares, as Hephaestus watches on
He built this cage in his own mind
And then burnt out of coal
No way to make the key
This man is me

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@KaptainKrunch97 In* his memory.

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@KaptainKrunch97 If I could be there I would be. Have fun, and remember that he wouldn't want y'all to mourn any longer than necessary. He'd want y'all to celebrate and have some fun I'm his memory.

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@Hikaru_Chansey @yonann You begin to realize that God was with him when you read the accounts of the Jaoanese soldiers who survived the battle. Many of them fired on Doss and most of them reported jammed guns only when they attempted to attack him.

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@ShitpostRock Xenoblade be like

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@Kayonatsuki_ @StillHazoDDD I never directly interacted with the guy, but I loved seeing his shit all over the TL. Does anyone know what happened? I hope he went easy whatever it was.

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@Solitude_freak3 @Luxin_Xeno I'm worried about the fags and troons getting their hands on the scripts. Fuck the VA's, the Localizers are the real issue.

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@Mr_Mies_Fies @Luxin_Xeno Fuck that, don't advocate for stories you love to be localized. Localizers rake the original JP scripts through the mud to fulfill their own wants for the story.

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@Luxin_Xeno English VA is worthless in Xenoblade my dude, Play in Japanese if you want the story. EN VA's are fed localized scripts that rape the story.

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@AidanORourkeVO @Luxin_Xeno I hope they dont localize. Localizers just kill stories with their anti-christian messaging and woke BS. Xenoblade 1 and 3 weren't raped too bad but 2's entire background was changed and was warped so much that people think Nia is trans.

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@Terkelfisk @InnerDelicious @___frye Those were Privateers. Pirates and opposing naval forces were their targets usually. Once they stopped being supported by their governments many did become pirates though.

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@ThousandthJosh @StuffForSisters I saw that a while back, it had like a 98% success rate

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@LegionaryHunter @ArmedJ0y I got so lucky with this Voy run, lost the 50/50 (at hard pity) to a second Tololo, and with my last 10-pull I got 2 Voy's.