Michael

environmental health & safety + construction 🌳🌎🦺

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Bear?

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani What single mother in a homeless shelter can afford a $2,300 one bedroom apartment? A couple making $200,000 are "champagne socialists" in one of the most expensive cities to live in on Earth?

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@JCParking Tomorrow?

[Justice Gage — CD @iamjusticegage]

Gay people be like “she saved my life,” and it’s Nicole Kidman from the AMC Theatres ad.

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@yugopnik Black rifle coffee?

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@FundTransitNow If people using the Holland or Lincoln tunnel get charged congestion pricing, that money should go to the PATH and NJTransit

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@StevenFulop Is NJTransit going to get money from congestion pricing?

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

I've been thinking of deleting all social media except scruff🤔🤔🤔

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@Marc_Escens @shoe0nhead this is calming for some reason

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@nrdybear Can we go hiking sometime?

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@LibertarianLars @elonmusk Remember when a town in New Hampshire was taken over by libertarians and was quickly overrun with bears, because they couldn't even pick up the garbage?

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@Darth_Sidiouss @elonmusk @Shabnam2929 @erfan_kasraie It's called a publicity stunt

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@LindseyGrahamSC I'm gonna call some DC escorts. I think they need to sit down and have a talk with Lady G.

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@RahulKohli13 The British Empire trampled on the graves of a lot of people's ancestors, and the queen was a mascot for the falling Empire and never apologized for anything

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@Fwd_Party Andrew yang is on a steam rollers about to crush us to death by only moving forward

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@RunningEagle17 @Fwd_Party At least Jill Stein had policy positions, the forward party literally stands for nothing except some vague concept of centrism and unity

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@RahulKohli13 The head of state of a genocidal regime, you can dance on her grave

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

Six days ago I made a TikTok making fun of #Gorbachev and his #PizzaHut commercial. Now he's dead and everyone is talking about him. It's like I have ESPN or something.
https://t.co/bRSknVGoeu

[Michael @DaRealMichaelJC]

@Fwd_Party @GOP @democrats This is the forward party

https://t.co/j2vq03thc7