Sloane Paxton

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

@lilypad_7 I bet the lincoln police appreciates my absence

[Nathan Bahe @NathanBahe]

Missing: Hey has anyone seen @DaSloaneRanger?? Haven’t seen any videos of her on barstool or any social media doing something dumb in a while. Just checking to see if she is still out there. Let me know if you find her.

[Nathan Bahe @NathanBahe]

Missing Person Details:
Name: Sloane Logan Tiarks
Diet: Natural Light and worms
Last seen: cruising down 10th street in her heelys
If found return to Rodney.

[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

@AmensLiquor package acquired

[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

@AmensLiquor I’ll be by later to pick it up 😂😂

[Amen’s Liquor Store @AmensLiquor]

When I say I CACKLED @DaSloaneRanger 😂😂😂

[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

@grace_henn sending prayers your way, love you sm 💗

[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

@CreamCrunchy it counts, don’t worry

[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

you aren’t from the midwest unless you have one of these chairs in your house

[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

@elizabethseltin yeah wanna come?

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

my mom when she was pregnant with me:

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[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

@Liz____Khalifa @dee_gibbens someone cancel this day

[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

@dee_gibbens h8 u 😂😂

[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

@AustynLech21 i actually hate you 😂😂

[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

@masonramsey @AidenSkillstad

[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

@dexter_mason deeper than the ocean

[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

@chasepruss1 rip in peace chase

[Sloane Paxton @DaSloaneRanger]

@embauer____ 😂😂