🦅 15 seasons (tied for the most in franchise history)
🦅 206 regular season games played (most in franchise history)
🦅 2x Super Bowl Champion
🦅 76.5 regular season sacks (3rd in franchise history)
🦅 23 career forced fumbles (2nd in franchise history)
🦅 1x Pro-Bowler (2020) and 2nd team All-Pro (2016)
🦅 2x Eagles WPMOY
Blink 182, the Jackass crew, and every other famous guy getting naked for comedic effect my entire childhood = good ol' raunchy dude comedy
John Cena doing it today = Illuminati humiliation ritual to feminize society