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[Malancy @NaseerAjumawa]

Katsina State is offering to build houses for bandits.
Kaduna State is paying kidnappers monthly not to operate along Kaduna Abuja road.

This country isn’t just a hotspot for terrorists, it’s their heaven.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Your loyalty means nothing if you have no other options

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

it’s actually so unfair that so many people’s lives have been cut short or ruined because of tinubu’s incompetence….we don’t deserve this, it hurts ngl.

[Sora 🏳️‍🌈💥 @thejadedangels]

First step to fixing this country is building some proper libraries in every state. Our biggest challenge is the olodo uprising and it’s not getting better if olodos keep rising.

[Felix @felixherbt]

I wish the Gen Z and millennial generations would understand what is happening in this country.

Someone stole 210 trillion naira from the NNPC. That is three times the combined annual budgets of Ghana, Rwanda, Kenya, Zimbabwe, and Uganda. Someone stole it, and Akpabio and co are shielding him from questioning. The country acts as if he did nothing wrong, no protests, no action, just silence.

Next, Tinubu will award him an OON for being a patriotic leader.

Nigeria is crazy jungle!

[Ifeoma Igbotic @IfeomaIgbotic]

Peter Obi said there is no reason Nnamdi Kanu should be imprisoned, and some people got angry,

Yet your country rehabilitates terrorists. Hypocrites!

The only reason you are upset is because Nnamdi Kanu is an Igbo man.

[mike @mikealebiosu]

the president that promised to fix electricity is now using solar in aso rock.

una no really understand the kind danger we dey for this country.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Immediately I left the gas station where I bought a kg of gas for N2500, I went back home straight, opened my locker, carried my PVC & dusted it.

2027 election is a matter of life and death.

Tinubu must go oo!

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Can’t totally fault people who resort to dating apps or matchmaking pages to find partners.

Once you miss university.

Miss NYSC.

Miss church gatherings or Islamic gatherings.

Don’t want to date your work colleagues.

Neighbor is a no go area.

Your best bet is either through social media, family and friends matchmaking, arranged marriage or you download your partner from heaven. If you’re an introvert that means you will sleep there.

[PortHarcourt Sailor @GodsgreatG]

Dear @IMFNews,

Do you know that the Nigerian Senate and House of Representatives budgeted ₦110 billion to buy cars for themselves?

Do you also know that about 27 million Nigerians struggle to get food every day. Yet, you advise the Nigerian government to tax its citizens on every phone call and fuel purchase.

Why not advise the government to cut its spending on luxury vehicles, excessive allowances, and other non-essential expenses before placing even more burden on ordinary Nigerians?

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

The crazy thing about religion is that the participants defend their god more than their god defends them.

You’re poor, your god won’t provide
You’re kidnapped, your god won’t rescue you

But everyday you’re fighting unbelievers for him. And you don’t see the problem. 😅

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

The problem with Nigerians is you all actually think you have the same problem as Ghana , South Africa and co

We’re literally on the same level as Congo , South Sudan if not worse .

[Kristen🤖 🐐 @Da_Ceezy]

The fact that suicide rate in Nigeria is not at an all-time high never ceases to amaze me, una DOGGED o!

[Kristen🤖 🐐 @Da_Ceezy]

The fact that suicide rate in Nigeria is not at an all-time high never ceases to amaze me, una DOGGED o!

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

I’ve come to the conclusion that Nigeria is a testing ground for seeing just how much suffering human beings can endure before they finally snap

[ToksAsherYoung™ @ToksDuttie]

“In my lifetime in Nigeria, I have never seen a Nigerian politician come out and say that, as a former governor, he left money behind, built over 800 kilometers of roads, elevated his state’s education from last to top, and since leaving office has not taken a pension or any benefits attached to being a former governor.

Or that the reason he was impeached was because he refused to pad a budget that was supposed to be used for renovations. Something they wanted to do for billions of naira, he did for less than ₦400 million.

To top it off, neither the ruling party that has a record of intimidating and blackmailing their opponents with their looting/corruption records, nor the EFCC, one of the most biased & corrupt institutions in Nigeria, has found anything significant to use against him. I have never seen such a leader in Nigerian history.”

His name is Peter Obi‼️

[F A A R E E S 💫 🇵🇸 @MFaarees_]

When a law abiding citizen is kidnapped by terrorist bandits, his family suffers and raises the ransom funds, the govt does nothing!

But when the bandit terrorists are arrested, the govt rehabilitate them, buy houses for them, and release them back into the society! Nigeria 💔

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

To be Nigerian, is to be outraged.

When you think about the flashy, opulent, downright gluttonous lives these people are living when their subjects are dying, kidnapped, uneducated and hungry.

The rage will almost wipe you out.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Insecurity always sounds like propaganda and fake news until you are a victim 😂

[Ilemona @I_Am_Ilemona]

Omo! Do you people know how insane it is for terrorists to kidnap a retired general, kill him and then return his body in a handover ceremony where they took pictures knowing they'd leave unchallenged?

Do you people know what kind of trouble we are in?