SpecialChimp

Politically homeless because joining either cult is the problem !
On a solo mission to liberate the rainbow from the Alphabet people.

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@HunterBiden @SleepyManny If Hunter ran for President in 2028, I'd be first in line to cast my vote. #Hunter2028

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@Say_JB_247 @JimCosta_ Maltby never cracked 15 goals on an elite team. he could be replaced with one of jerry's kids. 🤣 Larkin’s era makes Yzerman's worst years look like a vacation. Yzerstench missed 4 playoffs in 22 years as a player; Larkin has missed 10 -- 7 under the leadership of Stevie Harkness

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@971theticketxyt Someone who gets it. Say it louder for people in the overflow 🤣

At this point, if #Kane, #DeBrincat, and #Seider aren’t actively treating their phones like a 911 call to get the hell out of town, they're gluttons for punishment.

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@JeffMossDSR I guarantee Larkin doesn’t even know you exist, let alone give a shit about your irrelevant opinion.

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@Justin_Satawa DeBrincat keeps the Red Wings in purgatory is easily the dumbest thing I’ve read today on X. Imagine looking at this roster and deciding the 30-goal scorer is the anchor dragging them down.

Steve "Harkness" Yzerman is keeping the Wings in Purgatory. 👉🤡

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@Say_JB_247 @JimCosta_ Any bystander could wear the "C" with Bowman's stacked Detroit roster. Even Maltby got 4 rings and his job was opening the bench door. 🤣

Scott Stevens captaining a mediocre '95 Devils team to a 4-0 sweep over the Wings is an underrated leadership achievement.

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@RitchieEmmons @NHL_Muse If ownership is handcuffing him, why stay in Detroit and ruin your reputation ? I doubt he’s hurting for cash.

More likely reality: his Tampa success was just a product of the right chemistry of ownership, scouts and office staff, after Steve left Tampa Bay they went on a tear.

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@RitchieEmmons @NHL_Muse True but the real tragedy is that after the Ghost and Walman debacles, my stupid sarcasm is "maybe" two weeks ahead of Yzerman's actual presser.

If Washington decided Pierre-Luc Dubois' cap hit was a problem, I'd expect Yzerman to light up Patrick's cell.😃

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@JeffMossDSR The projection is hilarious. You're a low-IQ hockey 🤡 who can't read a stat sheet. When Harkness let Sprong walk, he put up 43 points-KHL was years later. Mantha 20-goal season with the Caps before injuries hit, including a torn ACL later. Ghost had a 50-pt season Fucking Retard

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@JeffMossDSR Which Prospects ? 🤣

When Larkin escapes Steve Harkness's circus, DL is a lock for 50. Yzerman literally PAID a 2nd-round pick to dump Walman so he could play top minutes, and let a 18-goal Sprong walk, then there is Ghost and Mantha.

Yzerman is the problem.

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@HockeyWithDevin Oh another learning experience ☝

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@realtimsharp You forgot @HunterBiden with @SStricklandMMA as his running mate.

The debates would be pure pay-per-view material.

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@woodwardsports @Justin_Satawa @Spenmorax

[Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ Toxic Monkey Smitty 🇺🇸 MAGA 🍄 @smith89728]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Retard 🤡😂😂😂

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@BSMotorCity If Mo was smart, he’d already have his agent demanding a trade out of Steve "Harkness" Yzerman's graveyard.

The Wings need an experienced Captain who knows how to win not a captain in training.

#LGRW #DetroitRedWings

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@spittinchiclets If the #RedWings fired Steve "Harkness" Yzerman would Larkin stay?

Dylan clearly realized the Yzerplan went from "trust the process" to "please just make the booing stop"

#LGRW

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@smc429 Genuine question: Does Scott make that exact same grin at John when he's enthusiastically taking a cock in his ass, or is this one specially reserved for public appearances? 🥒⭕🤣