Danielle

I like my music loud | Fl

[chuckstaaaaa @notorious_CEG]

how’s the fentanyl laced hot stickers at edc this year

[Temitayo @_theymi]

Going to the gym for 1 hour and sitting all day after is not an active lifestyle

Agree or nah?

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

I understand heavily why they say if you love your life, you cannot be close to people who hate theirs.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I remember this one time I told my ex it was my “lady time” and he offered to bring me a snack. I asked for a box of original Kraft Mac and cheese. Random craving. He brought velveeta. And when he gave it to me I said I don’t like velveeta and I was visibly disappointed. He told me I wasn’t grateful for him going out of his way and velveeta tastes better anyway, he didn’t like Kraft. I then broke up with him.

[Roma @Romazehari]

A man won't treat you like he treats his mother. He'll treat you like his father treats his mother. I said what i said.

[James Stewart ☝️ @IAmJamesStewart]

Hey @Verizon do we get a credit or cash for not having service since about 2pm EST on 1/14/26?

[Doe @sourerdoe]

This actually works. It may not have been my dad’s intention or primary goal but he did pretty much all of this and I unconsciously grew up with unbelievable standards. It’s damn near impossible to impress me. This is probably why.

[Matthew Luciow @matthewluciow92]

DK Metcalf posting on his instagram he’s free 😂😂

#steelers

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

There’s just no way the Bears and Niners are playing the same sport Jalen Hurts was just playing a few hours ago.

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

To watch NFL Week 17 you just need:

Netflix
Prime Video
NFL Network
Peacock/NBC
FOX
CBS
ESPN

[Niontay @sexafterchurch]

I aine seen or heard Mariah Carey all December that’s how I kno this shi finna end.

[Errai @errai]

For whom the squid wards

[chris @ATR3lDES]

that album is about to break records

[Aerin @FromAerin]

One time me and a friend were chatting on the train and we were talking kinda loud. This lady said “I love your conversation can I join? I have so much to add” And we talked for multiple stops and i loved it 😭

[Jovan @JovanGThinks]

"They were just misunderstood."

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

"young women have no concept of what being beautiful actually is."

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

why aren't people having kids?

[BaroqueMan @VivaldiVril]

All of the below are simultaneously true:

1) Women under 25 ought to seek men 5-10 years older than them if they want to find a man serious about marriage, as their peers sure as hell aren't up for the task in any way, shape or form

2) Men who knowingly waste 3+ years of a woman's time with promises and false hopes are a PLAGUE upon modern dating

3) Women must stop placing a man's charm and entertainment value above traits like honesty and work ethic; this causes them to latch onto lovable losers and commitment-phobes.

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

I may be single, but at least I don’t have to Venmo my husband for 1/2 the mortgage and forget that it’s posted publicly