Dancing in the Dach

Hippies had it right all along. A friend of the Dachshund. Teach your children to open their minds. Take care of our Earth. Artist, Grandmother, Runner

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Spot the difference

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

MAGA is a paper tiger and it's soaking in the piss of Donald J. Trump's adult diaper.
The algorithm pushes MAGA accounts like they're the majority, they're not. They're not even 33% of the population, Elon wants you to think they're 75%.
Liars fear the truth.

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Hey dumbass racists on this hell site, the US Men's Soccer Team is crushing right now thanks to birth right citizenship.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This is why people built guillotines.
GOP Rep. Troy Nehls, when asked about 60% of Americans struggling with affordability: "Affordability? What are you talking about?... I'm gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I'm gonna get me some nice rib eyes... Maybe the 60% of Americans don't work as hard as I do."

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Socialism is the fire department putting out your fire.

Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If you call yourself a conservative and you're staying quiet about all the money Trump is making off the presidency after all your whining about the Bidens, the Clintons, and the Obamas, you're a fake-ass bitch or you're truly in a cult.

I assume both.

[Dancing in the Dach @DachDancing]

@MHTruthUltra @Kree14665038 That covered around 25% of their losses. And didn’t touch the high diesel fuel costs.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Trump: "I gave the farmers $28 billion dollars."

No, YOU didn't give them shit. American taxpayers gave them $28 billion after your tariffs crippled their business.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

He looks like the front half of a singing centaur.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Donald Trump's stock trades in 2025 vs Nancy Pelosi's entire political career.

[Mindy Fischer Writer @mindys4biden]

I remember people telling me in 2016 that I was overreacting. "There are many guardrails," they said, "the guardrails will protect us from any of his worst instincts." Well, there are no more guardrails. The guardrails have failed and there are no more adults in the room.

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

Morning! Can we talk about Donald Trump having a convo with an AI, and then telling everyone he talked to Teddy Roosevelt about the Panama Canal? But, for real.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: CNN just aired a devastating montage of all the times that Donald Trump accused others of using their public office to make money. Donald Trump's net worth has almost tripled since he took office. Everything he accuses others of is an open admission.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Four conservative justices on the Supreme Court believe Folarin Balogun shouldn't be a U.S. citizen. Something to consider as he carries the U.S. team on his back in the World Cup.

[katyakay @katyakayy]

I just heard a guy on a podcast ask if tampons break the hymen and
"doesn't that take the virginity away".
And ladies and gentlemen, this is again why men shouldn't be able to dictate women's bodies.

[𐡀 @Xyleniqq]

Student debt is the only debt in America you can't discharge through bankruptcy. We trapped an entire generation in 40 years of interest before they were old enough to rent a car. That’s not education; it’s debt slavery.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hillary Clinton: “It’s ridiculous that we would be looking at ways of limiting voters, but that’s the only way they can win. They can’t win a fair fight which is why Trump is so obsessed with stealing voter rolls and purging voters and making up ridiculous claims about people not eligible as citizens for voting which that is so vanishingly non-existent, it’s laughable. His Republican Party, which has become a cult answering only to him, can’t win a fair fight”

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

When you can't find a park ranger or a working bathroom at a National Park this summer, console yourself with the fact that POTUS is walking on fancy Italian granite...

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

I'm in love