MetDachshund

Just your average Dachshund, that enjoys sleeping, wine 🍷 & the Mets. Prone to sarcasm.

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@JayGats63800810 @MrRaceBannon Good morning Jay. Stunning as always. You serve as a constant reminder that I need more hats in my wardrobe.🤗😘

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@MrRaceBannon 🙋🆙↗️ Good morning Race. There’s no hiding my “excitement” this morning.😉

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@cassy_doll Good morning Miss Cassy.😍😘

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@MrRaceBannon 🙋🆙↗️ Good morning Race. There’s nothing quite like a big breakfast boner, but I may need to limber up a bit before tackling that.😉

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@juliaxbell Good morning Julia. So excited for you & a weekend of “Julia time”. If it’s on your body, it’s sexy. Such fun just imagining the possibilities! Enjoy!😍🥰😘💋

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@SashaEats It is worth the effort Sasha!😍

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@LucasSa56947288 Keep digging Megyn.

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@vtdiva49 @YouTube Awesome! 🎶

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@MrRaceBannon 🙋🆙↗️ Good morning Race. Yes, “tenting” is in progress.😉⛺️

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@TheMaineWonk @JayGats63800810 Gutfeld isn’t a moron, he’s a shill. But he does believe his audience is comprised of morons, that’s why intentionally lies / misleads them.

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@atrupar No President has presided over the country during a year as high as 2025.

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@MetsSouthFla @WFAN660 Who gives a rats ass what Gio thinks?

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@EricLDaugh @LucaTaner If a trade deficit was an inherently bad thing, then this would be a win. But it’s not, so this metric in a vacuum, is meaningless.

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@Iowamom7 Only my closest friends call me hither, but in your case, I’ll allow it. 😉

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@SarahLewisRetro For you, anything. But as hot as you are Sarah, all you have to do is “kiss the tip”, and it will be ready to smoke.😍👄😘🥰

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@DianaSh64001589 🥰😘💋

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@northstargirl_ I’m suspect the sun misses you too Lady Thalie. Love the shoes!😍😘

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@JayGats63800810 @MrRaceBannon 🥰❤️

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@MrRaceBannon 🙋🆙↗️ Good morning Race. You know they say if you don’t deal with morning wood, head on, before you know it, you���re facing afternoon wood.😉🪵