Funny Dad Jokes

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I remember the first time I saw a TV Remote.

I thought, "Well this changes everything!"

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Something smells between us.

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What's ET short for?

Because he's got little legs.

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How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Someone took a corner.