Dan Timpf

Catholic, conservative, father, father figure, surviving lesser spouse, concerned citizen, fan of sound money, societal contributor, builder of useful things.

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In any year, there's only 60 cloudless days in St. Petersburg, Russia; today was one.

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@KatTimpf @DadTimpf 📜 The Return Of @DadTimpf To #SincerelyKat 📜https://t.co/eHJA49uCAv via
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Watch for DadTimpf's Lessons in Morality series, reflections on Bay area virtue. First installment reaffirms our unending duty to any band of thugs who would bust their way in, embraces their stake in your family resources, and offers spiritual hope in coping with financial ruin.

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These people smelling like pot everywhere in public could take a page from the blotto etiquette. Mindful of perception, gum-chewing drunks try to moderate skepticism among strangers by covering aromatic indicators. A Febreze-type product may similarly be recommended.

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.@RJMJr1963 Started with over 900 channels, so that, by the time I settled on something there was no time left to watch it. So I cancelled.

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.@RJMJr1963 Yes, there’s at TV, one of those flat-screen jobs, bought it 2 years ago while shopping for a dishwasher, an impulse purchase.

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Everyone cancelled coming to my house for the game today. I was planning to have it on the radio since I don't have TV channels; but some were saying they would much rather "watch."

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.@SportsCenter @Jtimpf39 You’re welcome. #DetroitTigers

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.@KatTimpf How did you get that? Thought I heard you rummaging around upstairs. What else do you have?

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@DeplorableHetz @Krame2Fame @KatTimpf 1-Conservatives don't support deficit spending. 2-Free speech is important. 3-Climate change is a hoax. 4- I respect you for your service.

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@DeplorableHetz @a13324f6f6e54e4 @KatTimpf You obviously have no sense of humor. Fact is, Democrats are pushing Mr Deal Maker around like a shopping cart. Trump is not conservative.

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@NRO @RichLowry He is looking like a terrible deal-maker.

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@DeplorableHetz @KatTimpf Not completely on board. He's done some ok things, rolled back regs, pro-gun for now; but looking liberal otherwise. What about spending?

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@josephkoss @patagonia @Arcteryx Thanks. I will do that. Just posted coverage of her publicly-stated position and pitched their catelog received today into the recycle bin.

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Outdoor Clothing Giant Patagonia Pledging to Lead Resistance to President Donald Trump https://t.co/iJ7CSta3Jv via @BreitbartNews

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Looking at the accumulation of junk stored in my basement, I realize it would take as many years to move out as it took to live here.

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@josephkoss @patagonia 1) She publicly stated conservatives are their least desired customers. 2) They make clothes out of recycled pop bottles & other refuse.

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Now that @patagonia CEO Marcario has decried my wretched beliefs & repudiated my business, my catalogs can be spun into over-priced jackets.

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@terryschappert better do something about that muzzle though

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.@richhmoore2025 you have a point there

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@maryhearing Intended as both; quite possibly not successful as either.