2021: 72,000 salary increase
2022: 74,000 salary increase
2023: 76,000 salary increase
2024: 78,000 salary increase
2025: 80,000 salary increase
2026:
Employee: “Kindly accept my resignation.”
Boss: “But we have been increasing your salary! Why are you leaving?”
Employee: “I’ve received a new job offer with a salary of 170,000, and there’s also a guaranteed 40% annual raise based on performance.”
24 hours later…
"I wouldn't take one Arsenal player currently"
Aston Villa fan Justin Hawthorne says he wouldn't add to their current squad and that none of Mikel Arteta's side would make his starting XI 🗣️
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