The N64 was so technologically advanced that extraterrestrials needed to study it themselves.
✔️ Analog stick ahead of its time
✔️ 4-player multiplayer technology
✔️ GoldenEye training simulator
✔️ Mario 64 physics engine clearly not of this world
The N64 was so technologically advanced that extraterrestrials needed to study it themselves.
✔️ Analog stick ahead of its time
✔️ 4-player multiplayer technology
✔️ GoldenEye training simulator
✔️ Mario 64 physics engine clearly not of this world
Newly released “UFO archive” photo from the U.S. files may finally explain one of history’s greatest mysteries…
Experts are now asking the hard questions:
Why was an alien caught breaking into a 90’s video store specifically to steal a Nintendo 64?
The answer seems obvious.
@ryanwebthree@AlpacaAurelius Ryan! Hope you’re well.
Funny thing, the bible doesn’t actually say it’s an Apple.
“You may surely eat of every tree of the garden, but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die.” Genesis 2:16–17