Rob N. Tug

Gender neutral bathroom user || League leader in Farts/9 || Hater of Fat Women || Pleasant Park Veteran

[Rob N. Tug @DaddyDouch69]

Little piece of art in the grandparents crib

[Rob N. Tug @DaddyDouch69]

Girl told me her stuffed animals name was “Granger.” Cool name, but not sure she’s gonna like my response of “oh nice I also loved when Danny Granger averaged 25 in 08-09!”

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Whoever is the script writer for my dating life, please be more original. I’m beyond done with the great first date, secure second date, but before that, have her either ghost me or tell me she’s not ready for a relationship blah blah blah

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@Burner_Reynolds @flowgod1738 Checks out

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Me and @Burner_Reynolds are getting fucked up with an auburn broad rn. Life could not be better

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A pledge just told me he put his dog through the xray machine at the airport. Never heard of that before

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New PR: one (1) sip of coffee led to me shitting my brains out #notagoodstart

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Professor took our class to a happy hour today. Developed the ability to only have one beer at a restaurant. New add to the skill set I guess

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I love screaming “BALL” as loud as possible on a fumble

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My one class was cancelled today and I got an extension on a paper. Teach is allegedly “sick.” Think she knew Rob was gonna watch wild card baseball all day #bang

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Cannot stand it when a buddy of mine who’s a fan of a team I absolutely hate starts texting me about how that team is doing. If I wanted to know how the Giants were doing, I’d watch the damn game. Don’t need six texts about one drive

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Every time I have a break in my Monday afternoon class, the same Asian dude is standing at least a foot away from the urinal taking a leak. Guy’s range sucks because it’s a lake after #notpritchard

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Excited for another day of class where I lock in (have both AirPods in) and learn (play the immaculate grid)!

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@JamesRo11ins Oh I have. Drew a foul on it once.

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I love randomly euro stepping on people who are on their phones when they walk by

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@Rodbrewst3r

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Representing the crew at the club #bestrecordinthenl

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How I feel texting the same girl “happy birthday” every year, having the same conversation, and going back to getting a snap every three days

[Rob N. Tug @DaddyDouch69]

Is it culturally acceptable as the guest at a member guest with your uncle to blackout by the sixth hole? Asking for a friend of course…

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Accidentally just reposted a random chicks instagram post. That new feature is gonna fuck Rob up

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Fuck being a hard throwing Dominican closer. I’d rather be a low 90s throwing lefty specialist with a four pitch mix and a three quarters delivery. I’d have a sinker with nasty ASR, a 2860 rpm sweeper, a mid-80s cutter, and a change up. No flash, just outs