Daddytime

I love being a Daddy.. and if you feel the same, join us.. we would would like to share experiences, get/give advice.. and talk about general Dad stuff..

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

Great fight! #UFCVegas4

[Kyle @5upaman]

Anyone: "Stop saying Sorry"

Me: "Sorry"

#British

[parker @momappreciator]

deleted twitter because i thought it was making me depressed, turns out i just have depression ??

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

7 year old: "You don't look old, but you are old"

I'm not sure if it's a compliment. 😕

I'm 33.

[Kyle @5upaman]

My only hope for 2020 at the minute is staying up to see it in.

#parentlife #Daddytime

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

I just spoke to a Mum who said "I'm putting my kids to bed, gonna read them a story or 10, because who can stop at 1?!"

But s**t, I can't get through half a book without making it up to end quicker.

#Daddytime

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

Me: *Cuts 5 year olds nails*

5 year old: "Daddy, pass them to me. I want to add them to my toenail collection*

I think I'm raising a psychopath.

#Daddytime #parenting #dad #daddy #dads #fathers #mum #mom #mommy #mummy #parentingmemes #parentingquotes #parentinghumor

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

Having coffee and Anxiety just makes you anxious at super speed.

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

I just need some time to myself. You know? A couple hours, a year.. I'm not fussed.

#Daddytime

[Kyle @5upaman]

A child's bedroom:

A place where toys are taken out and scattered around the rest of the house.
#Daddytime

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

Dads Talk group on Facebook 👇🏼 Dads only
https://t.co/fulH5OLhev

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

#LestWeForget

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

Nobody told me about the unnecessary hair you grow after becoming a dad. I'm over here looking like a sasquatch. 😒
#Daddytime #parenting #dad #daddy #dads #fathers #mum #mom #mommy #mummy #parentingmemes #parentingquotes #parentinghumor #parentingtips #funnymemes #children #kids

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

@JFields_THD I hear that!!!

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

Another small trip away.
#Daddytime #parenting

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

True story when I had my first child.🤣😂
#Daddytime #parenting #dad #daddy #dads #fathers #mum #mom #mommy #mummy #parentingmemes #parentingquotes #parentinghumor #parentingtips #funnymemes #children #kids #child #toddler #funnymeme #parenting101 #memes #memesdaily #dadoftwitter

[Kyle @5upaman]

Me: *Folding Laundry*

5 year old: "I love you, Daddy"

My heart.. they have no idea the impact of small things like that, for literally no reason.

#Daddytime

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

@mom_ontherocks @wittyotter_ @FrigginFrench @MaryJustice86 Stop being a jerk? This is the internet I get 100s of comments and inbox messages a day from people offering yo pay me for the page etc. I also spend a lot of time at 2 jobs and look after my kids. I don't actually spend a lot of time on the internet. I'm literally still new.

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

@thestinkerbell_ @MaryJustice86 @FrigginFrench I'm not sure. Probably not.

[Daddytime @Daddytime_]

@wittyotter_ @FrigginFrench @MaryJustice86 Finally a grown up response.

Again, I apologise. Thank you.