Dade Murphy

#Resist ✊ Army Vet 🇺🇸 Stoner

[Dade Murphy @DadeMur93760658]

I really don't know why I rejoined Twitter. You all suck at retweeting. You bitches act like hitting the retweet button will cost you money or some shit. It's just a button! This is Twitter!! God! Except @Colbywinters the rest of you can suck a dick

[Greg Morter @Evi1Geniu5]

#WhyYouShouldFollow me I'm honest, firm but fair in my opinions

[Synyster🐾🐾🐾 @SynnaSlater]

#WhyYouShouldFollow the leader of the pack

Look at him. How could you not?

[V1per @panacea423]

This is #WhyYouShouldFollow rules:
GU: Don't run on the sidewalk
Kid: Falls on s/w and fucks self up
GU: Don't swim too far out
Kid: Swims out and almost drowns to death
GU: Don't drink and drive
Idiot GU: Drives car into tree gets out and drunkenly stumbles into pond

[Einfreakinstein @einfreakinstein]

#WhyYouShouldFollow- Because I Follow Back 💯

[Iain @Iainr1Cairns]

#WhyYouShouldFollow

I can turn water into wine....that seems to be popular

[JaKe W........................................😎🖕 @Colbywinters]

To the prick with the Porsche in front of me...
Why did u spend 100k on a car if u gonna drive 15 under the speed limit?
And the speed limit is only 55

[Shine Bright 🌞🌟🌜 @xmillrunner]

I find ALL the best deals; that’s #WhyYouShouldFollow me around Goodwill. (Especially on 79 cent day!)

[Dade Murphy @DadeMur93760658]

@DoYouEvenLIf @loret826 Viagra Harpy Eagle 😆 😆

[Jesse D Lifson @DoYouEvenLif]

Your New Spy Name is:

The last medication or vitamin you took
+
The 5th animal you see when you search (Rain Forest Animals) on the internet.

🐌🐞🐜🦂🕸🕷🦗🦟🐢🐍🦎🦕

I’ll start

Claritin Squirrel Monkey

[Dade Murphy @DadeMur93760658]

@GapVenus

[Billy Hunley @TarHeel1676]

#InebriatedSportsTeams Ready made: Carolina Hurricanes

[David E @DaSkrambledEgg]

San Antonio Blurs #InebriatedSportsTeams

[Chernabogg the Bounty Hunter @burgerman2772]

The indianapolis Colt 45s #InebriatedSportsTeams

[Chernabogg the Bounty Hunter @burgerman2772]

Theres gotta be some team from the DUIvy league #InebriatedSportsTeams

[Dade Murphy @DadeMur93760658]

@luvu82brewcrew

[BASEBALL SEASON YET? @luvu82brewcrew]

Indiana Chasers #InebriatedSportsTeams

[Dade Murphy @DadeMur93760658]

#InebriatedSportsTeams

The Boston Red Labels

[Iain @Iainr1Cairns]

#InebriatedSportsTeams

The liquorbockers