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@STRiKER45x @GrahamCoffeyDC lol. 1/3 of the wall didn’t jump and the goalie was already giving up the entire right side. Also that was not a toe ball. The goalie was in horrible positioning the ball didnt even find the side netting.

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@stoolpresidente The cigars were fake. One of the lax kids dads called ahead of time to make sure they were ok

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@bullet_proofdad Lol. I don’t see that anywhere. All “they’re” saying is: if all of those things are misaligned you won’t optimize gains. And it’s true. And I’m a dad of 3, FF who lives on a wrecked sleep schedule.

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@TaraBull What are those mermaids?

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@sarimkamalai Imagine making your character super jacked while you’re a complete slob irl? Only in America!

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@michael_timbs It’s 4g per 1 lb dummy

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@OpinionPapi @hospitalceltics Beachcomber Wellfleet, Ma

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@BussinWTB @phormenergy @1stPhorm @TaylorLewan77 @_willcompton You weren’t gonna wear the vest

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@ConnerRedSox Spelled outfielder wrong

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@BravoKiloActual 0. 0. 0. 0. 0….

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@specialopsmag From Cape Cod too!

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@tragicbirdapp Love it

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@TaraBull Stolen valor.

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@barstoolsports And that is now a technical rescue for the Blacksburg FD

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@OHMTRX @KimKatieUSA They have EMS training and did nada. No assessment, no crouching down to ask “what hurts”, nothing. Patient was lying face down, can’t maintain a proper airway that way. They knew these facts but chose to do nothing or just froze.

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@LarryWheels Nice what sneakers are those?

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@hitposternutbag Steak looks like shoe leather.

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@clintoptions $SPY