Daddy Dadson

Son : Im hungry
Me : Hi hungry! Im dad😅😅

[MisterCap @TortskiDatWay8]

Me looking at the mf that honked at my Mama

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Peter: the cornerstone of X-Force. #Deadpool2 @PeterW_1974

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

i look like a church youth leader whos cursing to fit in lmaooo https://t.co/HxYCADoc9c

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

Trump: Hitler was a real son of a b*tch

Media and left wing twitter: Well, actually-

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

*Movie's 10 second sex scene begins

My dad who's been missing for 12 years: hey whatcha watchin'

[https://bsky.app/profile/shapeshrinker.bsky.social @BreadAndBuppy]

So.

You've talked to me and my son again.

[Daddy Dadson @DadsonDaddy]

@Maccspider @MarcusProculus @MikeStuchbery_ *friends

[Daddy Dadson @DadsonDaddy]

@Maccspider @MarcusProculus @MikeStuchbery_ "Me and my friend"?
Too much of a bitch to go alone?

[jose @abitchua]

why are all the most overpowered characters bald

[Daddy Dadson @DadsonDaddy]

@NikoWavyWavy @IplayWr_Db_Rb 1024

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

ME: Can I buy you a drink?

HER: I have a boyfriend.

ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

[Daddy Dadson @DadsonDaddy]

@Ramsey_II Meybe Conan ?