your bff alex

I don't know what I'm doing but I hope you like it. Follow me on Instagram, I hate it here.

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

*Movie's 10 second sex scene begins

My dad who's been missing for 12 years: hey whatcha watchin'

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

The best murder weapon would be a tupperwear lid because nobody would ever find it

[wild hartz @wildhart_z]

I don’t get it.
Are Americans just like… really really really really really really fuckin’ dumb?

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

Felt like making some buttons for no particular reason

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

You can't control the wind but you can adjust your sails.

Except the sails are on fire and nobody is coming to save you.

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Powerful. Just wrote-in my daughter’s name

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

@HPsoccer It is illegal for you to ask me that.

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

I made a Brian figurine, but I'm too afraid to show it to anyone.

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

@ITYSL_memes thought it was a little pimp

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

Me: *destroys spider web

Spider: wow

Me: *puts up fake spider web

Spider: WOW

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

[Movie theater]

Date: did you sneak in Goldfish like I asked?

Me: yup *reaches into coat pocket* uh oh

Date: did you forget?

Me: no but they stopped movin

[ScratchedWinter @ScratchedWinter]

Sims loading screen advice lol

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

Thank you all for the kind messages of support and friendly invites!

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

@nullzaa Good eye. That's because it's fake.

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

@KylePlantEmoji @GoodReddit Thanks Kyle, you a real one 🤜🤛

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

A mod muted me for packaging my art so I made and packaged the mod

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

I've never felt more presidential

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

I'll vote for whomever mentions this in their closing statements