I went to the zoo with my gf today. It was hot. I liked the lil owls best. We rode a train. I mostly saw cars and trees.The gift shop had no stickers. We bought a stuffy tiger shark instead.
In 1999 my roommate had a porno that features a scene in which someone pulled out someone's else's buttplug and boldly asked the room, "Who wants to lick the spoon??"
I still wonder about that actor to this day.
@pumpkin_guts "No, you don't understand. I REALLY don't have to wear a mask. You have to let me in the Walmart. I'm the reason it exists. I'm the reason you all exist...... Wait what? hahahaha you mad bro? Put down the gun"
Lady Gaga, Missy Elliot, and Michelle Obama start a band. It's a rockabilly-punk band. Their hit single is called "have a nice life (I really don't care)". Their music saves humanity bill-and-ted style.