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I'm really good at being wrong, probably the best ever.

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Fuck around, maybe shit in the sink, idk I got a little time.

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Idk, I found it on reddit and thought it was beautiful

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ITAP of a spider watching porn

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@arizonamayfield Thank you, I was pretty stoked when it happened, although I think my hand has a permanent, super-bug version of the clap.

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While I'm on 90s music I used to adore, if anyone has this album or knows where to listen to it online, please hmu
https://t.co/PLZuLwDGFQ

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I went to the zoo with my gf today. It was hot. I liked the lil owls best. We rode a train. I mostly saw cars and trees.The gift shop had no stickers. We bought a stuffy tiger shark instead.

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"You ever go to make a pork sausage, and find it's got HAIR all over it?", and he gave me a LOOK...that chills me to this day....

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In 1999 my roommate had a porno that features a scene in which someone pulled out someone's else's buttplug and boldly asked the room, "Who wants to lick the spoon??"
I still wonder about that actor to this day.

[Callahan DuPont & the Überpopes @Vexed_Fluxation]

Broke: Discordian
Woke: Discardigan

Wool based religions are the future

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Soft fried edges and buttered toast

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@guimo808 Where'd you get that?!

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@pumpkin_guts "No, you don't understand. I REALLY don't have to wear a mask. You have to let me in the Walmart. I'm the reason it exists. I'm the reason you all exist...... Wait what? hahahaha you mad bro? Put down the gun"

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is a shithead. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

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Lady Gaga, Missy Elliot, and Michelle Obama start a band. It's a rockabilly-punk band. Their hit single is called "have a nice life (I really don't care)". Their music saves humanity bill-and-ted style.