Daily Discordia

Get notified of Discordian holidays, plus a daily smattering of the Principia itself. Dedicated to you, the fairest, with love from the @VanderstankFam.

[Barbit™ @LCBarbit]

Time to take another step! Less waiting, more wading.

[Vanderstank Family of Universal Cosmic Knowledge @VanderstankFam]

Happy March First! The traditional Vanderstank Family holiday of October 21, 1975 is celebrated today. Happy October 21, 1975!

[Doctor Richard Waterloo @TunnelsReality]

I'm not a Discordian.
But I'm not a Non-Discordian.

[ARGO @AltRealityGameX]

Conspiracy theories are just a scam perpetrated by Big Doubt, and the Criitical Thinking / Skepticism Industrial Complex to sell more zealous self certainty.

[Vanderstank Family of Universal Cosmic Knowledge @VanderstankFam]

36.16664740335197, -95.74668480661977

[Vanderstank Family of Universal Cosmic Knowledge @VanderstankFam]

This is a commercial we aired in 1990 for a former partner of ours called Terror Bank. Things didn't work out and Terror Bank and its employees were mostly destroyed, but we still have this wonderful memory to look back on thanks to V0002's trusty VCR. https://t.co/MX5boezUet

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

The Spunt

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

eh sah bout the discord: "5 hotte dogge"
"But not on Sadurday... for you hve... partenken in.... the bun"
the eris laugh her heck off and go back to sleep w/ the golden eapple that you gave to her last thursday (ism) lol- DIscort informationtopost on Facebooks (Toitter., ecetera)

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

OH my lory, it assumeds I hav'e been post from my "Discortia" acctiont, when in fact I meant to pust from my "Person" account.... Whoops there coes the "GTECHNOLOGT".... Thanks a lot "Mark Zuckerbert" (Facebook?Toittere (now callt "X's")) "Like Facebookt / Toitters"

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

did a big fat on myself over thh last few years. Docketer says i have too many 'fizzy lifting drinks"

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

Is Eris true? Everything is true. Even false things? Even false things are true. How can that be? I don't know man, I didn't do it. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

According to some Discordian sects, today is Eris Day! #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

That man lives best who's fain, to live half mad, half sane. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

Today is Boomtime, Discord 69, YOLD 3189. No holiday today. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

If you are feeling unsettled, perhaps you shouldn't have settled in the first place. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

Happy St. Camping's Day! Go make some End of Days predictions and share them on social media! #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

Climb into the Chao with a friend or two
And follow the Way it carries you,
Adrift like a Lunatic Lifeboat Crew
Over the Waves in whatever you do. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

Today is Setting Orange, Discord 67, YOLD 3189. No holiday today. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

[Daily Discordia @DailyDiscordia]

Today is Prickle-Prickle, Discord 66, YOLD 3189. No holiday today. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord