chandler.

Hell of a hangover cure 🖤

[chandler. @Daelussional]

@PER52710189 😂

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Are we counting the anxious leg bounce as exercise?
Because it can clock some miles..

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@ScottMichaelD Imagine if you hit em with the double leg bounce 🤣

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@WalknChrisaster Exactly

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I’ll cook you breakfast, but don’t come here if you’re trying to get skinny
I cook the eggs in the sausage grease 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I really do be my own worst enemy 💀

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@Prophet_Poe

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@el_cucuy930

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Waking up-I’m going to fold laundry then relax all day
*caffeine, nicotine, adderall entered the chat
Don’t worry everyone my deep freezer is de-iced!

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I hate entering the “throw it away” stage of cleaning
I know I’ll need some of this stuff again…but if I don’t throw it away right now I’ll die

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@alex_kriefall We love a grammatically correct ape 🤣

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@solo_wandering Her toes are so tired hahaha

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Me forgetting I’m talking to my MOTHER on the phone- “Alright I’m gonna hop off here I gotta go pop this pussy at the gym”💀

Swear if someone muzzled me at this point I understand completely

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@DirtbagDaryl 🤣you’re so brave

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@FoTweetsSake