Joe Heuer

Daffynitions is my metaphor for creativity...and the literary version of Short Attention Span Theater. @RockandRollGuru alter ego.

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Week: a unit of time that always seems so much shorter on a vacation than on a diet.

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RT @amelindamoniaga: "@Daffynitions: Beer: Gatorade for bowlers."

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RT @TheVunderkind: Yeah..."@Daffynitions: Synchronicity: God’s way of remaining anonymous."

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RT @RonSupportsYou: RT @Daffynitions Shower: the location where most brilliant ideas materialize.

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RT @RachieVPA: "@Daffynitions: Cheap: what talk is since supply so greatly exceeds demand."

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RT @MusadiqZ: "@Daffynitions: Assmosis: the process of absorbing success and advancement by kissing up to the boss."

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RT @ZikkT: RT @Daffynitions: Embarrassment: a parent’s ultimate weapon.

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RT @TWTRChat: Lol soooo true! RT @Daffynitions: Exercise: something best done in the morning before the brain figures out what’s going on.

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RT @BirdOfFlower: THIS!!!! RT @Daffynitions: Fun: what you’ll always miss by obeying all the rules.

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RT @pkt4lli: RT @Daffynitions: Assumption: the first sign of impending disaster.

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RT @sarinsuares: Cuisine: a term indicating outrageously priced bite-sized portions. RT @Daffynitions

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RT @ymgtx: RT @Daffynitions: Wisdom: the type of teeth you get from biting off more than you can chew.

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RT @LyricalSunset7: lolRT @Daffynitions: Death: failure to fulfill one’s wellness potential.

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RT @ItsKayKayB: RT @Daffynitions: Happy: what more people would be if ignorance really was bliss.

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RT @TheAdenike: "@Daffynitions: Rule of thumb: the know-it-all’s formula for making a guess."

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RT @Fatumoriginal: !!! RT @Daffynitions: Correct: what you’ll eventually be if you live each day as if it’s your last.

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RT @LyricalSunset7: lol. rt @Daffynitions: Convincing: the best way to make your idea sound even if you’re full of doubt.

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RT @ShamandaZalice: lol RT @Daffynitions: Pecans: the goal of everyone destined to go nuts.

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RT @talienaccount: Darkest: the exact moment you’re trying to find your seat at a movie.
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RT @binghibabe: #teamwagga RT @Daffynitions: Healthier: how you’ll die by exercising every day.