Charlie Netto

former aspiring ivy league drop out
(lineofscrimmage)

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

we all come home eventually

[NewsChannel 5 @NC5]

On a bright Friday morning, our very own Sky 5 found the missing Zebra in Rutherford County.

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

Orwell never imagined something so dumb downed...

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: How do you define ceasefire?

Trump: In that part of the world, ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

@atlasmedia411 @ABC Voting for someone incompetent, who has made things worse... to own the the libs!! Zing!!

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

transgenic mice are lab mice used in biological research not transgender

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

The most darkly funny aspect of this video is that Ivanka Trump speaks as if she went on some profound, prolonged spiritual and philosophical journey to ascertain the meaning of life, and concluded that the most elevated human state is to live on a gigantic private island in the Mediterranean, in a sprawling mansion paid for with the billions of dollars given to her husband by the Saudis and Emiratis to ensure favorable treatment by him and by her dad in their exercise of the powers of the American Presidency. Real uplifting stuff. 🙏

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

@RotoPat And profitable! It's a news program that is *actually¹ profitable. For real.

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

@jackunheard

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

@BenidormBurg @LandagharSlayer @gingerrtom lmao, just a word for white people, lolololo, if they're brown they're foreign temporary workers or immigrants, if they're white they're expats or retirees. lololololo

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

@agraybee lol, you could read the story and not the headline...

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

@PPRTyler @MOH_FFB meh

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

@TheBabylonBee lol, she's not gender-nonconforming. just gay homeys. hope that helps!

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

aRt oF ThE DEal

[Eamon Javers @EamonJavers]

I spoke to President Trump on the phone last hour about the end of negotiations with the Iranians. He told me: “I don’t care if they’re over, honestly. I really don’t care. I couldn’t care less. If they’re over, they’re over. If they’re not, you know, I think they took too much time. Frankly, I thought they started to get very boring.”

https://t.co/Erp6SKZ2Tx

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Trump rn

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

@CDonnick1 if the 1st gets them a franchise QB... might be less pressure on Verse tho...

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

@CharlesRobinson two year window and you spend your 1st round pick on... a future QB... oof

[Cory in San Francisco @coryfromphilly]

Why do boomers think that property taxes are only legitimate while they have a mortgage?

[Ted Rutland @TedRutland]

If we are going to call the cost of public services a “loss,” then Canadian police forces lost $20 billion last year while delivering no birthday presents and also killing a lot of people.

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

@ScottJenningsKY hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

@LeadingReport @ScottJenningsKY what's the scoop?

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

@RickGamache @JustJenRX lol, only online people think Piker doesn't actual resonate in the "real world". i'm sure it makes you feel better but it's not true.

[Charlie Netto @DaftNetto]

@lilbabygandhi what, lol, NYC is wildly different than Miami, Seattle wildly different than El Paso, philly than san francisco, portland than dallas. nothing else one earth is like New Orleans.

i'm Canadian but have spent enough time in us cities to know that objectively not true.