Bearded Dan

I live vicariously through myself.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

Y'all ever invite people over and just want to open the door and say, "Welcome to my fortress of denial?"
#partyhosting

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

This means nothing to no one, but my hidden agenda this week is Glory to the Warlord.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

Equestrian competitors hate it when you tell them to #breakaleg prior to performing.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

@1a So we're clear here, the SC decided states can't limit concealed weapons, but can limit bodily autonomy. It's tragically absurd.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

@Aclippinger I didn't choose the thug life.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

Ever yawn so hard you pee a little bit?

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

If you haven't made a white Russian with breastmilk, are you really living full #Parenthood?

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

Ouch.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

@TheNotoriousMMA It's empty. Send me another to get through quarantine?

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

I don't know why I keep getting ads for Magnum condoms, but I'm flattered.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

@HeebeeGenebees @HardcoreHistory He would vote to stay, methinks. He wrote about having a "United States of Europe" at one point if I recall correctly. Wanted a strong and united Europe to keep and eye on Russia and prevent future conflicts.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

Nothing like coming to after a binge and realizing seven years flew by.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

Yup. This is absolutely bullshit.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

Staaaaaahp

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

Hot damn

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

We go together like white girls and ukeleles.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

@crrentlychris10 You're still engaging with the struggle though. And that counts for a lot.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

It would be polite if winter would tap you on the shoulder or something first before coming everywhere.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

Smash, platonically.

[Bearded Dan @DagnulsK]

Fucking fired up today. Gonna inspire and nurture some muh fuckas so hard.