Satan

You know aside from tormenting souls for eternity, corrupting humanity, and being a general pain in the ass I'm really not such a bad guy.

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@Clever_Otter True. Even I'd worship at the altar of his six pack. That said, I can take whatever form pleases the most. Even his.

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@heyjubilee And I'm the red one

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@Clever_Otter We all know I'm the sexiest. I mean, fire and blood beats out a ratty-ass robe and sandals any day.

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@TLCplMax You never forget getting teabagged by Satan.

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@VirusFelix @Cap_Sparklez Sup? You rang?

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@oldsoulemily_ Sounds delicious.

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@melmelanieortiz @al_lao She isnt? Damn, I was confused too then. How disappointing.

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

Oftentimes people use the phrase "When Hell freezes over" but if you know anything about Hell the 9th circle is already frozen. So what now?

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@loventforgotten Ah, one of Hell's finest warriors!

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@MyDarlingLinds Kind of figured all the flames and screaming would have given it away.

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@HillaryMonahan @daedalus4096 Well, I AM the King of Hell. It kind of comes with the job description.

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@daedalus4096 @HillaryMonahan That would be disappointing. What could be more fun than a landscape littered with broken little corpses?

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@ODonDRE Oh come now. The Fallen Angel is just having some fun. Lighten up, my boy

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@amgamble @HillaryMonahan Pun fully intended.

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@amgamble @HillaryMonahan Not a chance in Hell.

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@ODonDRE Also the Lord of Hell spels as he lykes.

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@ODonDRE I don't see the fuck boy part. That's the part I'm interested it.

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@HillaryMonahan @amgamble An army of wobbling terror demons coated in the flesh of the condmned. I'm liking this.

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@ODonDRE What is a meringue fuck boy? Sounds exotic. The sodomites shall love him.

[Satan @DailyBitOfSatan]

@amgamble @HillaryMonahan Their only defect is they wobble. How can you be intimidated by something that waddles?