The Daily Debasement

Award-losing journalism on money, markets, politics and other elaborate scams we've collectively agreed to call society. It's fake news! (kind of)

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Wall Street Announces Crypto Is Safe Now That 21 Banks Will Be in Charge of It

https://t.co/xFvEjTRVHr

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SB Energy Seeks $50 Billion Valuation Using New Wall Street Metric: Total Addressable Future

https://t.co/YerhJKgx7U

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Financial Times Declares Bitcoin Treasury Model Dead After Strategy and Strive Collapse Into +868,206 Bitcoin

https://t.co/b33u3jdGGK

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Uber Lays Off 3,300 Employees to Focus on Replacing Drivers It Spent Years Explaining Were Not Employees

https://t.co/u0WazPWvd9

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Opinion: My Trading Strategy Didn’t Lose You Money, You Just Followed It Incorrectly

https://t.co/fpjehb5Y76

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Apple Confirms U.S. Territorial Claims Can Be Updated in Settings

https://t.co/cgIDiJqeF7

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California Utility Stocks Plunge After Lawmakers Fail to Find Someone Else to Pay When Utilities Start Fires

https://t.co/czb6oygGHO

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Shein Brings Fast-Fashion Pricing Directly to Shareholders, Marks Stock Down 8% on First Day

https://t.co/XMP2qZLvzZ

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@CorySwan @tether Tether Completes Long-Awaited Full Audit, Declines to Ruin Suspense by Showing Anyone

https://t.co/6nUVn1trpZ

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@pikeypilled Warren Buffet Reassures Bottom 2% They're Wealthier Than Rockefeller Because Their Phones Have Cameras

https://t.co/7vZR7lxRqQ

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@BTC_for_Freedom Good News: Your Unaffordable Life Is Getting Expensive More Slowly

https://t.co/pBm94EF1sC

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@BTCTimescom @tether Tether Completes Long-Awaited Full Audit, Declines to Ruin Suspense by Showing Anyone

https://t.co/6nUVn1trpZ

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@BTC_for_Freedom Central Banks Buy Record Amount of Gold to Demonstrate Unwavering Confidence in Fiat Currency

https://t.co/XsqBjKUc5I

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@JoshEakle How is it stupid when it worked?

It's like you've never played poker before.

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@mikealfred So, if I understand you correctly, I should smash buy on leverage RIGHT NOW! Got it!