Daily Joker

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

I was married 3 times explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, and Ill never
marry a... http://DailyJokePost.com/2390

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

Knock Knock
Whos there !
Adolf
!
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth ! http://DailyJokePost.com/2389

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

What goes oo ooo oooo?
A cow with no lips. http://DailyJokePost.com/2388

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a
broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet... http://DailyJokePost.com/2387

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

What happened when the cannibal got a
religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays! http://DailyJokePost.com/2386

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a

bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot fir... http://DailyJokePost.com/2385

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

What do you call a letter sent up the
chimney
on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail ! http://DailyJokePost.com/2384

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

Knock Knock
Whos there !
Bologna
!
Bologna who ?
Bologna & cheese ! http://DailyJokePost.com/2383

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

Where do you find monster snails?
On the
end of monsters fingers. http://DailyJokePost.com/2382

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

Did you hear
about the stupid
water-polo player?
His horse drowned . . . http://DailyJokePost.com/2381

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
WHERE A
TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT. http://DailyJokePost.com/2380

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
landing in
front of her. An alien stepped out of the space... http://DailyJokePost.com/2379

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a

spoon!
Well sit still and dont stir! http://DailyJokePost.com/2378

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

First witch: Heres a banana
if you can
spell it.
Second witch: I can spell banana. I just dont know w... http://DailyJokePost.com/2377

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

Q. What has
seventy-five balls and screws
old ladies?
A. Bingo! http://DailyJokePost.com/2376

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

As the judge said to the dentist: Do you

swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the ... http://DailyJokePost.com/2375

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

Doctor, Doctor I think Im a

dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy! http://DailyJokePost.com/2374

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

St. Peter and Satan
were having an argument
one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game
to be playe... http://DailyJokePost.com/2373

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

Doctor, doctor! said the
panic-stricken woman,
my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and hes
swa... http://DailyJokePost.com/2372

[Daily Joker @DailyJokePost]

How do you confuse a man?
You dont - theyre
born that way. http://DailyJokePost.com/2371