Martha Dain

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

Thanks, @mishacollins!

Wawa cashier spotted my grizzled Castiel key chain, laughed and said my coffee was “on him.”

Made my day 😊

#thanks #Supernatural #coffee #wawa #castiel #mishacollins #free #daymade

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @amorbidpodcast: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/GIscFMVa68

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

I think that should be a new word maybe

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

If I become the Zombie Queen, then very high #zombie #Queen

[Boris L. Slocum @BorisSlocum]

Be honest. What do you think your chances are of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse?

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

Cottagecore chaotic #cottage #core #chaos

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

Terrible marriage advice, brought to you by #Dove

#chocolate #candy #love

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

@stevehillwriter It’s true!

[Matthew Alan Bon✏️ @drawnbybon]

I’m pretty sure most of Twitter is what happens when you divide by zero.

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

Will RT this forever! #rt

[E.L. Chandler @ElChandler]

Those WIPs won’t write themselves! Get cracking everyone 😊

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

@FayThompsonAuth I love this. Thank you!

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

I am the pretentious people in my life.

[Magical Overload @MagicalOverload]

How do you feel/deal with pretentious people in your life?

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

@Ltward2 Beautiful 👌🏻

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

Once again, autocorrect writes us the story we all deserve. #Auto #correct #ai

[Marcus Vance 🗡 @MarcusCVance]

The monster under my bed was...

Let autocorrect reveal your childhood horror.

The monster under my bed was a little confused about the whole situation.

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

We always bring peanut m&m’s for some reason 😍

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

@newberg_sean Onion

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

@kristaINK Write! (And then lemon bars!)

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

Writing successfully takes durability.

Are we durable?

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

There is a fire department in Antarctica. #true

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

Hyenas are neither canine nor feline and that’s messing with me right now. #dog #cat #animalkingdom

[Martha Dain @DainMartha]

Hyenas are just... hyenas.