Daisy Philp

Mummy to Archie & Poppy, Travel, Whisky & Fun.

[Martyn S. Clunes @martyngnr]

“Hard-drinking but peaceful”

Might stick that on my LinkedIn profile.

[Daisy Philp @DaisyD17]

@SHAVED27 Or Need You Now 💅

[Aberdeen FC @AberdeenFC]

😉

[Daisy Philp @DaisyD17]

@Scottishmuse Oh my God it was brutal eh? 😭🤣 such a ridiculous watch 🙈

[christopher macarthur-boyd - SCARY TIMES '24 TOUR @macarthurboyd]

tickets are on-sale for
😱 SCARY TIMES 😱
at the edinburgh fringe

@BarrelComedy
🎟 tickets here: https://t.co/6nekdJXH6j

[Daisy Philp @DaisyD17]

@Skiminski My eyes 🤯 I read this 4 times

[Hebridean Baker @Hebridean_Baker]

This could only happen at Stornoway Airport…

Staff: is that a @CharlieBarleys bag you have?
Me: yes
Staff: is it just black puddings or do you have a steak pie in there?
me: just black puddings
Staff: oh that’s fine - it’s just steak pies now have to go in your hold luggage
😂

[Daisy Philp @DaisyD17]

@SHAVED27 The photographer tho..👀👀

[Ray Bradshaw @comedyray]

Hate when there's a bit of a scrap on the pitch and the commentator describes it as something 'nobody likes to see' when it's all we ever want to see.

[Wrestling News @WrestlingNewsCo]

Best gender reveal ever.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Get to work slightly early:
Nobody cares

Leave work slightly early:
“Part timer are you?”

[Cathouse Glasgow 🤙 @CathouseGlasgow]

James Corden banned from Cathouse

[Brendan May @bmay]

One of the most sensible takes on ‘cancel culture’ I’ve seen. Sensible, honest, smart. I’m posting the video directly as Times Radio tweeted it with a clickbait and somewhat misleading headline that unintentionally confirmed his point. More of this please.

[Fitba Patter @FitbaPatter]

How many goals will Scottish clubs concede in Europe this season?

[Rihanna @rihanna]

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[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

People are mad that The Little Mermaid is Black? The lady who is also a fish? Who lives under the sea? Whose best friend is a talking crab?

[LADbible @ladbible]

ON THIS DAY 🗓:

17 years ago today, The 40-Year-Old Virgin was released in theatres.

The waxing scene will never not be hilarious 😂😂

[RheaRipley_WWE @RheaRipley_WWE]

@rheaschoker I *am stronger than men

[Maddy Gibbons @RetsMadd]

She's a 10, but she's a 14, an 8, and a 12. She just wants to be able to buy pants online, but clothing sizes for women are bullshit.