Rach

save the bees

[Skoog @Skoog]

[devil's first day on the job]

human: so i get anything I want?

devil: yes.

human: and all you want is my shoe?

devil: just the bottom part, but yes.

[Satan @s8n]

Stop fucking killing each other

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

@troyesivan im so proud of u 💖

[holytravis @travismills]

@abuterasunshine @madelainepetsch TRAVELAINE

[tom @tom_harlock]

I’m going into 2018 optimistic, and if any of you bastards ruin it for me I will 𝓻𝓲𝓹 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓸𝓯𝓯

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Happy Hanukkah, everybody, from the Obama family to yours. Chag Sameach!

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

why i almost just cry to a bhad bhabie song https://t.co/ZV9UOUCM6t

[cylindrical rubber chicken (they/them) @marmay98]

As a queer kid, I'm loving Lil Phag. Unironically. Unapologetically. Gay satire is my fave.

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Kim Jong Un is a Jake Pauler.

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

FUCK TMZ AND FUCK YOUTUBE HERE'S THE ELTON JOHN VIDEO AGAIN FOR THE THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME. FUCK CENSORSHIP.

[Laker @SpeeQueen]

Dear Melanie Martinez ,
My condolences
I'll shed a tear with your family
I'll open a bottle up,
Pour a little bit out in your memory
I'll be at the wake dressed in all black
I'll hand a flower to your mother when I say goodbye
Cause, you're dead to me

[haley 🕸 suffered through IW @LaufeysonParker]

tom holland apologized for being dyslexic and pronouncing a twitter @ wrong but melanie martinez can’t even properly apologize for raping her bestfriend.

[Satan @s8n]

I keep getting christmas lists from dyslexic kids

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

dr woke the gay dj khaled

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

this is going to be impossible to get out ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
#tryguys #trymas #trymerch

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Heartbreaking video shows border agents taking an undocumented girl with disabilities from the hospital