daiss

[daiss @Daisyburger14]

Your honor it’s serving cunt

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

the most iconic opening scene to ever exist

[daiss @Daisyburger14]

hi !
I’ve been having so much fun making ashtrays and incense holders out of clay recently. If anyone would be interested you can message me on my instagram or my Etsy :)

[daiss @Daisyburger14]

babe… why are you tripping over a man who needed to be reminded to brush his teeth

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

putting your hands up and screaming like you’re on a roller coaster while getting sucked off

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Went to Huge Pussy Loser Island and they were chanting ancient incantations around a 9 foot shrine of you?

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

not me going back to 505

[daiss @Daisyburger14]

There’s something sexy about a man knowing when to shut the fuck up

[daiss @Daisyburger14]

Going to a Paramore concert tonight, on the prowl for sexy goth bitches

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

when he pours me another shot thinking i’m abt to get freaky but i’m actually abt to start singing itty bitty piggy bar 4 bar

[Alex @midsmoker34]

you don’t wanna smoke w me when i get high i start acting like joe biden

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

God i love new york. Where else in the world can you get a sandwich

[daiss @Daisyburger14]

I swear if anyone was going to get me to believe in the little magical man, it would be fly leaf

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

damn they werent lying the g-spot deadass in there

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Kanye asada