Dog. I like eating socks but only when they're going on feet and I like to eat mud. The shadows in the garden are trying to kill me. BIRDS. FRISBEE. BARKING.
Love a hot breakfast roll? Available in our Larder Café, 9:00—12:00, 7 days. Choose from Bacon, Sausage, Vegetarian haggis or Scrambled egg. All £3.60. Do we have gluten-free bread? You betcha. Just ask when you order.
My mate Ruby is fundraising, 4 the magical NHS and getting humans back to normal so I can have some time 2 myself again, need to catch up on Tiger King... anyway... Rainbow solidarity #rubysrainbow https://t.co/U2kQxPgSmT
The tall one decided that I wanted a shave today.... no way to ask about what length I wanted... what if I wanted highlights, inconsiderate arsehole...