Dale Mason

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.. Then try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

[Heart Institute FDN @HeartFDN]

@andazottawa is shining red this month in support of the @HeartFDN to help raise awareness for heart health.❤️
February is heart month in #Ottawa and all donations made to the @HeartFDN will be matched by our amazing community sponsors.
#LightTheTownRed #givewithheart

[Dale Mason @DaleAMason]

@Jgang__ Great prank! Almost got me!

[Vox @voxdotcom]

Black Panther was, in many ways, a classic superhero movie made to be a box office smash.

It was also a revolutionary reimagining of the Black American experience. https://t.co/8WUsnv2nnE

[Dale Mason @DaleAMason]

R.I.P. Kobe!

[Kareem Abdul-Jabbar @kaj33]

Most people will remember Kobe as the magnificent athlete who inspired a whole generation of basketball players. But I will always remember him as a man who was much more than an athlete.

[Tracy Morgan @TracyMorgan]

Rest In Peace my friend. A true legend!!!!

[Deadpool Movie @deadpoolmovie]

#TBT to that time during #Deadpool2 when Bill Corso showed Maximum Restraint by not strangling @VancityReynolds.

[Dale Mason @DaleAMason]

@queenyymusic I'd like to get to know you! Let's talk about it. 😋

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

The Alex Caruso mix that you wanted 🙏

@ACFresh21 /// #LakeShow

[Classictalldark&handsome @classictalldark]

@kobebryant

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Enjoying vacation with my beautiful queen and our great friends on a yacht! Happy 60th Birthday @MagicJohnson! #GrownFolkVacay

[Charlie Sheen @charliesheen]

"Get me Vaughn"

we can't;
he's in Vegas.

©️

#ASG
#MajorLeague3

[Dale Mason @DaleAMason]

In honor of 2 legends

[Will Blackmon @WillBlackmon]

This video still gives me the creeps

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Jesus fucking Christ. My grandfather started talking like this and afterward there was a family meeting and we hired a nurse to check on him at his home.

[Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert]

I go to the LAUNDROMAT a lot. I just do it for the PRESS. Last time I was there, they really took me to the CLEANERS. I realize this is a vicious CYCLE, but I'll never FOLD.

[Dale Mason @DaleAMason]

Well played!

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

HIGH ROAD. @VancityReynolds

[Dale Mason @DaleAMason]

Classic!

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

How well do you really know @RealHughJackman?

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Norm Macdonald Has A Trailer

[Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert]

I just lost my new job. I was in charge of Roseanne Barr's Twitter Account. #RoseanneBarr

[Unbox Therapy @UnboxTherapy]

NEW VIDEO - World’s Biggest Fortnite Gaming Setup! - https://t.co/duOnu2HX7H Thx for the retweets, come get your mind blown! 💀💀💀