Blake Dallas

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[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Technology peaked when you could carry 2000 songs in your pocket and the battery lasted four days because it wasn't tracking your location

[COD Focused @CODFocused]

I am fully against abortion, it is murder.

My name is Thomas “TJHaly” Haly and I’m a CoD pro for G2

[Blake Dallas @Dallas2Blake]

I’m willing to believe that some of that increase is fraud, because there’s no world where more people voted in a midterm, however. That didn’t make republicans lose, they lost because Trump has been uniquely terrible and lies to his base at every turn.

[JKash 🍊MAGA Queen @JKash000]

The pattern continues all the way back to 1960!!!

The raw vote count has never increased for a midterm after a Presidential election in Texas since 1960.

This time, the 2026 Midterms, that happened for Democrats, and the increase was a huge 400,000.

Let that sink in.

[maka @bodyis4blade]

You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense it You need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punishes you for your weakness

[Blake Dallas @Dallas2Blake]

The worst part about the Liam Neeson interview (which is a great btw) is that he was unaware it was happening. Which means the best voice ever, who already played Aslan, wasn’t even offered a chance to be the voice of Jesus again. Very sad and indicative of this film’s trajectory

[Blake Dallas @Dallas2Blake]

@nikillinit Oh no… I didn’t even think of this. Forget the moral degeneracy, this is awful to put those developers through.

[Levi Bakerink @LeviBakerink]

Even Liam Neeson understands Narnia better than the current filmmakers lol

[Kaeley Triller @KaeleyT]

I love that he instinctively knew and openly named that Aslan is Jesus.

[Blake Dallas @Dallas2Blake]

@screenrant He’s so awesome for this response.

[Société du spectacle @ondakondratiev]

It's crazy how Claude (and all other LLMs) are built on the biggest IP theft of all human history, and now they get picky about copyright

[Palmer Luckey @PalmerLuckey]

Never, ever let them tell you it can't be done.

[Blake Dallas @Dallas2Blake]

I knew Microsoft was terrible. You knew it too, you just didn’t want to learn Linux. It’s not that hard, I promise.

[Ari Hoffman @thehoffather]

BREAKING: Microsoft is offering buyouts to 60,000 employees, roughly a quarter of the company’s workforce, under a “Voluntary Exit Offer,” in an effort to avoid more layoffs

Reminder: Earlier this month, the Trump administration suspended Microsoft and a handful of other firms from using the Permanent Labor Certification Program, or PERM, which lets companies sponsor foreign workers for green cards.

At the time, Vice President JD Vance accused the tech giant of laying off thousands of American workers while bringing in foreign workers to replace them through the H-1B visa system: "There has been no company in the US, unfortunately, that has abused the system more than Microsoft."

[Blake Dallas @Dallas2Blake]

Starting cricket vs baseball debates during the World Series in today’s political climate is, at the very least, a gross miscalculation.

[Blake Dallas @Dallas2Blake]

Ye for the win again.

[HOT SPOT @HotSpotHotSpot]

🇺🇸🇮🇱 FLASHBACK: Kanye West in 2022 said Jared Kushner is Trump's mossad handler

[Blake Dallas @Dallas2Blake]

265 bench
255 squat
385 conventional deadlift

Check my math but I’m pretty sure that’s the real 1,000 lbs club now. Did it at a 203 bodyweight. New goal is to keep those numbers or increase them at 190 bodyweight.

[Blake Dallas @Dallas2Blake]

Finally a part of the *fake* 1000 lb club:
255 bench
335 squat
410 *trap bar deadlift*

365 conventional so I have a ways to go for a real 1000. I’ve added probably 30 lbs on all lifts since January while dropping 25 lbs of bodyweight. So I’m pretty pumped. 1000 real incoming.

[teej dv 🔭 @teej_dv]

fellas, if your girl:
- listens to everything you say
- tracks your app usage
- wants to know about your youtube interests

that's not your girl. that's a samsung smart tv

[Rahul @sairahul1]

Let me get this straight.

A guy keeps getting weirdly targeted ads on his new Samsung TV.

So he breaks into his own TV to find out why. 1.2M people watch.

42 hours later, OpenAI deactivates his account. Reason: "Cyber Abuse."

His words: "i have never used openai to exploit or find vulnerabilities, only local reverse engineering"

Same week, people on r/claude say Claude now cuts off reverse-engineering write-ups MID-SENTENCE:

"A safety check stopped my response partway through creating the playbook"

The TV is fine.

The guy who opened it is the problem.

[log4j @log4j]

did you know your samsung tv has a service called rmdemon (that's not a typo, demon not daemon) that starts a PACKET LOGGER on your network.

what possible legitimate use case could there be here, samsung?

[Alex Harrowell @yorksranter]

this account is decompiling a Samsung smart tv and it's actually worse than I was expecting, and I was expecting the worst

[Seahawks Fan @ChrisFiexen]

Barry Zito is throwing pitches that D3 hitters today are seeing on a regular basis. I don’t think any other sport has had a larger jump in quality over the last 10-15