Dalpal

[✨merlin✨ @sadie_da_baby]

If y’all still like Francesca after watching Perfect match then you’re weird.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

how dare u not txt me back when i am literally bored

[Mija @hi_mija]

I hate when I wake up and i'm not rich

[RUSS @russdiemon]

what if it can turn out better than you can imagine?

[Satan @s8n]

stop being a dumb bitch

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

Eating a meal without watching something feels so illegal

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

I said we supposed to be saving our money.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

sorry i can't come into work today my vape just started blinking

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

“5 more minutes” when you wake up turn to “fuck I’m late” real quick 😭

[Dalpal @Dallas_giddy]

WHY IS MY BED SO COMFY IN THE MORNING THIS ISNT FAIR

[BabyDrench ひ @1litdeeski]

i did a lot of dumb shit but I never got a fish filet from McDonald’s

[Dalpal @Dallas_giddy]

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[Dalpal @Dallas_giddy]

@TimHortons THANK you for the BEST breakfast EVER 🤤

[Dalpal @Dallas_giddy]

She’s a 10 but she’s a female