Dalton Bauer

Irish Protestant | Independent Voter | Hamas + Houthi Hater | Dog Dad | Sports Enthusiast | Opioid Crisis Victim (687 Days Clean)

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@sonnywatson0 Dalt approves 👊 #finsup

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@Landofrl @moneymanmikey3 @on3 Are you by chance related to the “seriously retarded governor of Minnesota Tim Walz” ?

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@moneymanmikey3 @on3 Thank you Mikey, someone with a respectable IQ. Something Michigan fans don’t have. But they’ll say that pass interference was justified 🤣. #NukeSheroneMoore

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@sonnywatson0 OJ Morris guarding Aidan Kenley

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Liberals have to be fuming rn #ceasefire #12daywar

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My day consists of the following: Hellcat car meet, No Kings/BLM protests, Soul food for dinner (obviously), Loud and obnoxious women to tag along for the festivities, and concluding the night with some looting in uptown.

What’s your guys plans today? #Juneteenth #Icantbreathe

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@moneymanmikey3 @USGA Michael,

Mr.Thomas clearly states “Have a 5,10,18” handicap play, just wanted to know what bracket you would fall in since you tend to fluctuate. As far as fucking myself goes I gladly will.

Cordially,
DB

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@moneymanmikey3 @USGA Is Mikey gonna use his real or fake handicap for it?

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@sonnywatson0 Painfully bad, this is how to make Chipotle enjoyable #shrink

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My prediction for this week: On Sunday the field is doing so horribly bad that they make an exception for Tiger Woods and Sahith Theegala to enter the tournament late. They go to a playoff, and after 7 holes Theegala edges out the win over the goat. #PGAChampionship

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@sternr0 As it should be

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@stoolpresidente Get the best pizza in the Lake Norman area Mikes Pizza. Hidden gem Dave you won’t regret it.

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Really wish Karmelo Anthony had a white judge. Shame on you for taking away one of our nations brightest white boys. Scum of the Earth. #LANK

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@moneymanmikey3 Just stumbled upon your account Mikey, seem like a real standup guy. Let’s get beers sometime? #LANK

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new to the tweet machine #expand